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    My Asian uncle always judges my haircut, but he instead wants me to grow that shit out like a...

    My Asian uncle always judges my haircut, but he instead wants me to grow that shit out like a rockstar
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    I've listened to a reading of Blood Meridian's ending and it affected me less emotionally than...

    I've listened to a reading of Blood Meridian's ending and it affected me less emotionally than the first 3 seconds of This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib
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    You will operate the town furnace

    You will operate the town furnace
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    I'm even going to conquer the Neo-Assyrian empire and usurp your throne :blob_thor: [IMG]

    I'm even going to conquer the Neo-Assyrian empire and usurp your throne :blob_thor:
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    I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO

    I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO
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    I'm sweatier than everybody else in this damn mall but that's cause I walked here. I struggle...

    I'm sweatier than everybody else in this damn mall but that's cause I walked here. I struggle. I'M HUMAN, AND I'M WALKING. I'M ANIMATED, I'M ALIVE, MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD GOING THROUGH IT FAST
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    I feel like larper and tourist are interchangeable, but what I'm refering to is a special kind...

    I feel like larper and tourist are interchangeable, but what I'm refering to is a special kind of tourist
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    [MEDIA]

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    Sometimes there are people more egregious than fandom tourists. These are the people who accuse...

    Sometimes there are people more egregious than fandom tourists. These are the people who accuse others of being tourists despite also lacking knowledge They are not tourists at this point. They are in transit
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    Does your short story feel pointless? Here's the problem.

    Oh boy I was just thinking about how a short story I wrote was missing something :blob_sweat: Although I've diagnosed the problem to be much more textual than with the events happening on the page I do wonder what you think about stories where the "turn" is the ending. Where it's the final...
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    [IMG] They were so tasteful before. He really lost his touch

    They were so tasteful before. He really lost his touch
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    I wish Quan Millz didn't resort to AI covers. Really sucks the soul out of them

    I wish Quan Millz didn't resort to AI covers. Really sucks the soul out of them
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    A door is a door. Sorry, don't make the rules Unless the door is ajar Then you'd have to twist...

    A door is a door. Sorry, don't make the rules Unless the door is ajar Then you'd have to twist it open
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    No vampire I don't permit you to come in through this door

    No vampire I don't permit you to come in through this door
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    Accidentally took a (Southeast Asian Uber equivalent) ride that was actually within walking...

    Accidentally took a (Southeast Asian Uber equivalent) ride that was actually within walking distance :blob_facepalm:
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