ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 2:03 PM

Most people use fiction to escape reality. I use reality to escape fiction

There's a lot of slop out there, and it helps me appreciate the beauty of real life

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 1:55 PM

Daily music recommendation #349

This one's a deep cut from AKFG's best album. They straight up could not miss on this record. Just banger after banger after banger. This one stands out in that it's the band's only song (that I know of) that uses an odd time signature, as it goes into 7/8 for a little bit in the middle

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:25 AM

I envy people who can fall asleep in just a few minutes

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 12:55 PM

Daily music recommendation #348

Listen to put hairs on your chest
Listen to surpass your human limits
Listen to roundhouse kick adversity in the face
Listen for hormone replacement therapy
Listen to pierce the heavens
Listen to believe a better future is possible

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  unlaumy

• Tuesday at 10:20 AM

"We must all accept reality, but just accepting reality is the feat of a human being who can no longer develop. For humans can also create new realities. If no one wants to create new realities, then 'progress' as a word and meaning should be erased from human dictionary." - Pramoedya Ananta Toer

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 8:50 AM

DB Cooper is the Zodiac Killer

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 8:21 AM

When you have to watch a youtuber you hate because they're the only one covering a thing you're interested in

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 3:56 AM

My neck hurts. Take care of your bodies, kids. Or you'll end up like this crustacean

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Monday at 7:05 PM

Nice banner.

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:38 PM

Daily music recommendation #347

I am deeply in romantic love with Tokoyami Towa of Hololive JP Generation 4. This cover is immaculate, it's angelic. It's kinda got that church swing, don't it? That's how immaculate it gets.

Her vocal delivery is incredible in this cover. Reminds me why I almost never listen to Vocaloid originals

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:10 PM

To all the young'ns out there, heed this piece of wisdom from this old man: take care of your joints

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 8:19 AM

Ragebaiting shouldn't be so addicting

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Monday at 5:50 AM

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 3:59 AM

Takin a shit 15 minutes before break time for optimization

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:46 PM

I've been thinking about changing my profile banner as I've decided it's not funny anymore.

I will randomly pick a banner to use from the replies to this post

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:02 PM

Ice cream vendor: hey man want a free sample?

Guy bereft of a jawline: Nothing's really free. You pay with higher taxes

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 2:02 PM

Daily music recommendation #346

Oh yeah I listen to classical music

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

Daily music recommendation #345

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

There are so many thoughts that I have about certain things going on in the world, but I feel like I've already had enough strikes. I can't risk even more strikes, so I guess I'll preemptively censor and defend myself