Youtube keeps giving me ads for beginner-friendly taichi classes to release stress. What does this mean? Where are my weird fetishistic mobile game ads,
Last night I had a weird nightmare where I was experiencing sleep paralysis, inside the nightmare. That was double fucked up, brain. Totally uncalled for, dude.
So me in the dream was in bed, unable to move, seeing hallucinations, and then I woke up heaving.
Have you ever listened to Payphone by Adam Levine and the Maroon Boys and thought "Man, this would sound so much better if they cut out the last 8th note of every bar."
Well, look no further.
I unironically prefer this version to the original. It has more tension, and it moves with a purpose.
The Ministry of Education and Training is finalizing a draft decree regulating salary policies, allowances, support schemes, and incentives for teachers. This decree aims to provide guidance on the provisions of the Law on Teachers, which will take effect from January 1, 2026.
On sleepless nights I have waking dreams of the global industrial Ottoman caliphate. Sitting on my Ottoman cushion drinking my Ottoman coffee and eating doner made with my Ottoman AI-powered doner spinner. They are warm and gentle dreams, like the morning ocean. Salty too, like the ocean, when the morning does come and I taste my tears.