Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 8, 2025

You know how people say "(insert action here), my ass!"?
I walked by someone recently and they said, "Let's go eat something.", to another person, who promptly responded, "Eat, my ass! You just want me to pay for your meal!"
And I'm thinking, "that's not what 'eat, my ass!' means..."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 5, 2025

In the entire universe, there are only about 746 different humanoid races, and only about 90 of them will ever be capable of leaving their world within the next couple millennia. There are more various races on earth than on any other planet, with Angels, demons, elves, dwarves, all manner of faeries, many different kinds of beast folk, and even dragons with the ability to take humanoid form with just a thought.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 5, 2025

Imitation crab is only made of a slight amount of crab, and many other fish. That is to say, crab rangoon, which is usually made of imitation crab instead of real crab, is not really crab rangoon, but fish rangoon.

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  LuoirM

• Mar 4, 2025

hiff

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 4, 2025

There are some thing that should never be said, literally ever... I want tatzelwurm girls to be real. A tatzelwurm is a snake with the head of a cat and two front legs.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 3, 2025

I would totally buy artificially-sweetened fluoride-infused tooth-brushing gummy worms, but they probably don't exist.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 1, 2025

I changed my title and location!
"Do not drink the blue juice! It will give you Space AIDS!"
~sincerely,
the aliens.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

Aushephexiiv wear earth-esque clothing, though some of us also wear wing or tail ornaments. Tail ornaments can only be worn by those with draconic features, for obvious reasons. Wing ornaments are more widely used, because just about everyone has at least one pair of wings.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

Random Aushephexiiv: Wow! I think the humans called it a "pressure cooker".
Pressure cooker: *hisses in pressure cooker*
Random Aushephexiiv: Woah! What kind of creature is this "pressure cooker"?
Pressure cooker: *explodes violently*
Random Aushephexiiv: *cowering in fear because of loud scary noise* please don't hurt me...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

I have an irrational fear of active pressure cookers.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 25, 2025

Evidence of murder is hard to find in Aushephexiiv society, considering that there hasn't been a murder in two Earth millennia.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 24, 2025

Anyone who says that only old people eat butter pecan ice cream, you are wrong. I love butter pecan, because it tastes like the flavor of my childhood.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 19, 2025

Aeremetherlem'oeth has an orbital ring station, though it's mostly made of extremely hard wood from the surface. The wood used is from the Aethemn tree, and has a hardness of 9.5, along with being highly heat resistant and mildly pliable. The Aethemn tree can grow as long as the surrounding dark matter is plentiful, so it is grown on planets closer to the system star.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 18, 2025

Aeremetherlem'oeth is the name of the home world of the Aushephexiiv.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 18, 2025

There are Aushephexiiv who have earth-beast-like tails and ears, and there are Aushephexiiv with elfin ears. Some of us even have fuzzy-like draconic features. There are not any Aushephexiiv with human-like ears. All of them have feathered wings though.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 14, 2025

Aushephexiiv can have up to 6 pairs of feathered wings that share the color of their eyes and horns. These wings are ethereal at the base and do not have any effects on wearing a shirt.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 13, 2025

I was listening to music with my phone and a wireless headset, and the headset literally just started whispering in a demonic tongue in my ear.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 9, 2025

The blood glows in the dark and is a healthy color based on the color of the flesh and skin. The flesh varies in color from blue to violet or tar-black, and the skin is in pastel shades from bluish colors, or grey. The eyes are similar to a human's eyes, but have much more color varied and also reflective irises and most have three eyes.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 6, 2025

Humans lack the ability to use any form of magic, because their cell structures cannot retain dark matter (mana). To be able to use magic, they would need to either modify their cell structure to be able to retain dark matter, or make the switch from being carbon-based to being silicon-based life.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 4, 2025

I was playing modded Minecraft earlier.

Spoiler: Screenshot of my character on a natural floating island