No Lighter, No Problem (i drew)
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"child abuse is bad those who do it should be sent to jail >:((( "
Kid acts unruly on an airplane: "kick that little shit out the window"
Aber ja, natürlich Hans naß ist. Er steht unter einem waßerfall.
Tis' my calling
Status Posts: i despise these children-molesting transgenerates demoralizing the country with their gay propaganda they should all be outlawed and shot on sight
Recent searches: top 10 ladyboy solo tributes (deep moaning asmr)
I don't say this often but I think I've improved over the year (2022 > 2021)
I will make a dating channel on YouTube where I keep making "top 8 things not to do on a date" type videos and all of them are different kickboxing moves with detailed instructions on how to perform them so you could avoid """accidentally""" throwing an overhand right hook on your first night
I've recently started following some Instagram bodybuilders and I found out their comment sections hold one of the dirtiest, most vile thirst trap statements out there and NONE of them are from women
I've decided to forgo sensibility. If her thighs cannot juice my skull I do not want it
you may have won, but what is honourable to a hollow victory?
for the longest fucking time of my life I thought San Andreas was a real city. not the irl SA fault, but San Andreas from GTA.
I knew consciously that vice city or liberty city was fake (no shit) but i just always had this notion where Rockstar just took San Andreas and put it in the game
it's official. My grandma's gone from senile to dementia. We were going out for dinner when she whispered "what a big Japanese restaurant" while pointing at a Mitsubishi dealership. It's time I put her down.
the Royal Guard finna bust this out in Buckingham Palace:
"oh shit WN just shit the bed they're all gonna migrate to SH-"
no, they're not. we've seen apps make the worst changes and innovations possible (i.e. Discord, Snapchat) and people will still use it
say what you want about 70s rock bands losing their edge in the present; AC/DC on their seventeenth album still fucks like their seventh
yes there's 17 AC/DC albums to date
It's not incest if you shout No Chromo
i never had a crush on anyone before. it's not that i dont find people attractive, but never once had i felt the sensation of "yes. i love them. i wanna spend the rest of my life with them."
i feel like im missing out on a major human experience, and i can't do anything about it
At this point Skyrim isn't even a game anymore. It's a new gmod with a fantasy setting configuration packaged in by default.
I went to a fast food place for dinner. We found out there's free refills. We ended up getting just one drink and sharing it among the rest of us.
We're a family of five.
I know we're poor, but this is just desperate at this point.
the Venn diagram between people who preach "death of the author" and people with poor reading comprehension are starting to get worryingly closer -
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