Recent content by BenJepheneT

Taught a cousin that "jizz" meant piss and now he using it everywhere and my non English speaking relatives are none the wiser. he's been using it at school too to ask for the bathroom too

much like spartans throwing weak babies off a cliff, if my son doesn't break out of my wife's womb like xenomorph im pulling out the cloth hanger and scraping his remain back to the source. i also believe in recycling

there are two skeletons in you. one drops too little loot to be useful and the other makes a goofy pose for environmental storytelling.

more OC stuff (circa mid 2023)

Setting myself on fire as tolerance training for hell so that I can survive long enough to find the guy who invented QR Menus in Restaurant and kill him

I've got a shit ton more where that came from. A 1.5 year hiatus will do that to you

i see that the site's file size threshold has not improved one bit. No matter; image resizing tech has gone a long way. Ive done some Rainbow Six Seige sketches (in order: Mute, Jäger, Warden, Kapkan) do expect more in the future

how am I still top 3 in messages y'all been snoozin'?

I am just now learning this wtf

it's an extreme for me. for one, i fucking adore unhinged characters that literally drive the story wherever they desire. see Onizuka from GTO. everything in the story goes according to his will and he throws as many curveballs as the story throws at him. a one-man show with the world as his...

I think there's a difference between transcribing speech to paper and writing for an medium while listening to an entirely different genre.

A year ago I would've given you a pantheon of requirements for a story to suit my liking to a tee. I would've said some nerd ass shit like "non linear story telling" or "active protagonist involvement" or "minimal purple prose" or some other shit that would dry up a pussy faster than frostbite...