I'm suspended from Twitter already.
I've lasted 2 months I'm quite touched.
I've lasted 2 months I'm quite touched.
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I've been looking for stories about pirates using live fish to suck their dicks. I'm damn sure it's happened before, I'm just surprised there aren't any detailed accounts about it. No Harold the Cod Choker or Tadpole Terry or anyone.
It's gotta be out there somewhere.
i don't live in the states, so i gotta ask the 'Muricans for this one; is Denny's really the public free-for-all UFC cage the memes describe it to be?
why are people surprised on Kanye's recent statements? just listen to Malcom X speeches. it's literally written on the wall in neon pink.
Slowly feeling healthy.
Like a whore that doesn't clean herself out after a client; I can feel viscous mucus seeping out of my orifices.
soon i can stuff my holes deep like before (with a good Subway footlong)
covid is still kicking my ass, but i got a 10 litre jug of wa'er and a bag of panadols. ill either live or take this microscopic bat soup lovechild withme.
>broke as fuck
>gets second part time job
>starts tomorrow
>gets covid today
me and my money are hella parted
people need to learn the distinctions between realism and immersion
We should probably consider the titanic grasp fighting games have on iconic character design, especially the women. Street Fighter ALONE has legit dating games and other genres combined BEAT in quality waifus and we haven't even touched Guilty Gear or Tekken.
Somehow the internet has conditioned the younger generation that when they say something completely wrong but do in an apathetic, ironic way, they're entitled against criticism because lol. If this stays on twitter I don't care but then they start speaking like this in real life and I can't wait to see them interact with actual people other than their classroom hivemind
Since I've started lifting months ago the one thing I've learned is that you can do absolutely anything you want as long as you look strong and big. The difference between a scrawny guy and a big guy driving an anime civic is literally nerd and Chad.
I always laugh at the teacher's cringe inducing memes on their PowerPoint presentation, even when I'm alone in this, so that when the adult school shooting arc inevitably hits I'll get that chosen "don't come to school tmw" note stapled on my returned quizlet
"bro go touch grass" okay bro i'll catch you outside how bout that
im constantly amazed at how much lore game developers would invest into games played primarily by the type of players who skip cutscenes and can't progress without a giant marker on the map
case in point: COD Zombies
I just wrote 9.6k words in 2 days and I feel amazing (I've slept a total of 4 hours combined)
I'm looking out the window and seeing the leaves turn colour into a warm orange. God, I love Autism season ???
im legitimately writing fantasy for the first time, and it's a fucking pain in the ass. gotta remember all these roles and classes and god forbid i misclassify one else some acne ridden nerd is gonna infect me with his cooties through my DMs.
So I surprisingly liked Kill Bill Vol. 2 more than the first in case you were curious what I thought of it. I feel vol. 2 would be highly criticized for its themes in this time period though. They flesh out the back story.
out of all the fetishists out there, the scat fetishists seem to be the most comfortable talking about their tastes. boob guys will go "mommy milkers" and maybe with an emoji spam/tit joke at most but scat degens will go onto a random 5.5/10 selfie and recite an epic poem detailing in excruciating detail how she'll soil herself and sit in her entrails rivalling the likes of Beowulf
everytime I try to internally sing Mississippi Queen some fucking how I end up with ACDC's Thunderstruck -
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