i've went off the grid for a week and forgot how stimulating the internet is. i got glass cutter nipples rn and im only on google's front page.
what did i miss?
what did i miss?
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New Vegas has been dug through clean with its secrets and lore and cut contents for a decade but people still don't know how to play Caravan
I feel like judging trans men on their gender's validity based on their genitals is an outdated metric. It's time we pit them, and every existing men on Earth, to a Real Man's Test of Testosterone: whether they can parallel park.
rare ? moment from yours truly
i'm conflicted on the new Need for Speed game
To those that have frequented the forums for more than a year, my infatuation with the Need for Speed franchise isn't exactly a secret or a discovery. I've made 3 forum threads on it and each of them was more retarded than the last, but can you blame me; it's been my unofficial third surrogate...forum.scribblehub.com
I've been looking at AI tiddy art and the one constance I can find between machine and human art is that we still can't fucking draw fingers for god's sake
i know no one cares, but as an avid fan since 2006, no other game announcement has ever gotten me as excited as this
SmutHub (half of it anyway) hates harem and the gaming community hates Battle Royale.
Watch me combine the two.
I had systematically switched my Instagram algorithm to only show me reels of hot babes in skimpy cosplay dancing for use of my "alone time", but the downside is that whenever I'm not horny my fyp is just full of boring trampling whores and I ended up creating a second account just to look at cars and men in gyms.
You know, with all the talk about mommies and giant milkies, I'm starting to think it's not a father figure that the internet is lacking...
studied while jamming Carti and couldn't help myself
(not my character)
A wife is great. They should make a sequel. Call it Wife 2. I'm sure two can coexist peacefully.
I've been sleeping late so hard so many times that I've decided to just skip sleep one night and now I'm sleeping at ungodly healthy hours.
I think the last time I actually slept at 10pm was when I'm 13. I can legally smoke for years now.
(Hypothetical) Married Life
Any old budget import sports cars: *exists*
random Rednecks suspiciously owning V8s and LS3s:
havent been writing much but ive been doodling a lot, and it feels like im making big progress in my story despite not actually writing.
might write a post on it.
my room's fan spins faster on power 2 than it does on power 3 what
what i hate more than incest is step-incest. it means someone took the coward's way out and wanted to have their cake without eating it. either they're blood related, or it's vanilla porn. no in betweens.
if the child isn't a froglet-faced chromosome disaster, fuck off.
"hey babe, you wanna do some rape play tonight"
no, I don't want to
"That's the spirit"
I regret to inform you that the royal guard did not play The Queen Is Dead by the
Smiths at Queen Elizabeth's funeral. I offer you my condolences.
All this ass and you still won't sit on my face -
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