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Another Evangelion summary
Fun Fact: When thrown into the ground humans bounce most of the time.
The last time I mentioned homestuck a random person on the internet told me that they would kill me the next time I sat on the toilet. It's been 9 years and I still expect some asshole to burst into my bathroom and attack me.
If the ever get published I can say with certainty that my legacy will be one of the longest shitpost I history.
So, how was that crab you made?
How can I be so bad at time management but always get things done on time? It doesn't make sense.
Do I sleep? I'm not sure but I'm doing a lot of writing right now.
I'm gonna do something for myself for once and make a ton of my contest-winning jalapeno poppers.
Jalapenos, Crabmeat, Cream cheese, Feta cheese, Parmesan cheese, and a mix of herbs and spices.
Happy International Penis day everyone!
archyde.com/march-15-may-international-penis-day-not-go-unnoticed/
I'm just gonna share a bit of my childhood so that there can be some understanding about why I am the way I am.
I had another idea. A slow-burn romance but it's written from the point of view of a very impatient narrator who very passive-aggressively narrates the scenes due to wanting them to get it over with. The longer it goes on, the more sarcastic and passive-aggressive the narrator becomes.
If I ever run for President I'm gonna try to find ways to solve most of the diplomatic issues with one on one duals. Also, I will work to make open carry sword licenses a thing so that people can walk around normally with a sword at their hip just in case they get challenged to a dual.
The group that I'm currently hosting brought 20 lbs of potatoes with them and placed them all over the dining hall. There is a pile of potatoes just sitting at the bottom of the stairs. I asked the leaders why they brought potatoes and all they could say was that they thought it would be funny.
Was just informed how to connect a PS4 controller to my PC so that I can play souls games properly. I've beaten dark souls 3 with a keyboard and I've been playing Elden Ring with one too. Personally, I prefer the keyboard controls.
I hate what the internet has done to me. I was being introduced to some business associates and this guy introduced himself as Dick. I instinctively replied with: "Wow, your parents must have hated you!"
*pats*
There is a psychological disorder surrounding paris,
Do you know when you have a sudden spasm of memories? Well, I had that and remembered that time I went to a Cracker Barrel with a friend, and I got hit on by the male waiter who thought we were on a date.
Lost my Elden Ring virginity today. I have to say that I haven't enjoyed a game this much since my first run of Oblivion. Spent like 3 hours figuring out how to accurately stab things with a spear while charging full speed on a horse. -
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