Is "Tromba, Paul. I made it the fuck up" a good citation for a college English paper.
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You know how most people get tired of going to work for one reason or another? I don't get that. Maybe it's because I live on-site and get to choose my hours most of the time? I don't know. I used to hate going to work before I started my current job.
I've been so close to writing smut into my stories but have stopped it every time by derailing every conversation that could lead to a sex scene. My favorite being when one of MCs shirt was ripped off and his wife telling him that she knows exactly what they were going to be doing that night.
The only irrational fear I have is that one day I'm going to stick my foot in my boot and a mouse will be inside it. Though I don't get this fear until after I have both my shoes on.
Never trust a man with industrial sized hands.
I always have to be careful when I borrow a bag from my stepdad because he smokes weed for his TBI and he'll stash away some for when he runs out before forgetting about it.
The last time I had any dignity was right before I lathered my naked body in oil and tried to see how long it would take for me to escape the bathtub. It took 8 minutes and 27 seconds.
Ooh, I like your banner.
When did you add that in?
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Though, it's a tad blurry
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For those who haven't experienced it already.
Thanks, inflation! Now I owe a lot of tax money to the state.
Vine was our last attempt to recreate what made Youtube so great in its early days. Now we have TikTok. We really are in a depressing timeline
A disturbing thought
I love corn. Street corn, baby corn, boiled corn, grilled corn, baked corn, cornbread, corn on the cob, cornmeal, corn grits, just, fucking, corn. It's good.
Another Evangelion summary
Fun Fact: When thrown into the ground humans bounce most of the time.
The last time I mentioned homestuck a random person on the internet told me that they would kill me the next time I sat on the toilet. It's been 9 years and I still expect some asshole to burst into my bathroom and attack me.
If the ever get published I can say with certainty that my legacy will be one of the longest shitpost I history. -
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