ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:56 PM

Sometimes the motorcycle taxis here will take on-the-spot, off-app orders in busy places. For the passenger, it's convenient. For the rider, they get to keep the whole fare because it's off the books.

Why then do they charge way more than the app fare in these situations? Bro you're already getting the whole thing. Why such an upcharge?

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 12:16 PM

Just read Dostoevsky's White Nights

Oh Nastenka!

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 10:33 AM

I wanna be a park ranger lowk

But I have to be guarding a cool animal like a rhino or elephant and not like a weird mole thing

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 6:21 AM

Cannibalism isn't even the worst thing ever tbh. At least they're not stealing stop signs or something

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:41 AM

Shromp Rule #

You can indict a ham sandwich but you can't make it drink

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:54 PM

Someone should record every second of their every day for the rest of their lives to conclusively determine if deja vu is legit or not

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  Tempokai

• Yesterday at 6:06 AM

Unofficial music rec #1:

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 5:45 AM

When I was a kid I didn't even consider that the Backyardigans were black

Maybe I'm a bad person

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:25 AM

Shromp Rule #

Nothing is real

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 11:09 AM

Your reading experience of "boring" classic works such as To Kill A Mockingbird will be greatly improved by imagining them as a slice of life iyashikei light novel instead

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 10:16 AM

Are there non-white soyjaks too? All of the most well-known soyjaks have been based on white folk. I wonder who'll finally break the color barrier

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  Louhi

• Thursday at 6:21 AM

We Hormuz now

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1429500565885374&id=100064763316351

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 5:18 PM

Maybe I should try writing a comedy. One of my (forever) WIPs has a lot of (imo) solid comedic moments, but I guess I've just unconsciously restricted myself from writing with anything other than stone-faced reverence

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:17 PM

Shromp Rule #

Don't follow bad rules

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:51 AM

Shromp Rule #

Don't call them bitches bro

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 8:21 AM

I'm sweatier than everybody else in this damn mall but that's cause I walked here. I struggle. I'M HUMAN, AND I'M WALKING. I'M ANIMATED, I'M ALIVE, MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD GOING THROUGH IT FAST

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 6:53 AM

Sometimes there are people more egregious than fandom tourists. These are the people who accuse others of being tourists despite also lacking knowledge

They are not tourists at this point. They are in transit

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 2:55 AM

Accidentally took a (Southeast Asian Uber equivalent) ride that was actually within walking distance

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 3:24 PM

Popular milk stall in Indonesia

Brand and tagline translate to:

Mother Darmi's Milk - Make Your Body Healthy with My Milk

Who came up with this shit

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 10:43 AM

As the larper that I am, I've never watched or read Dungeon Meshi, so can someone tell me

Do they butcher and eat sentient creatures over there?