ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• 18 minutes ago

Do y'all do that "first cousin once removed" bullshit when referring to like, your cousin's kid or your mom's cousin?

That seems like such a hassle

My cousin's kid will be my nephew. My mom's cousin is my uncle/aunt. Provide clarification whenever needed. Simple

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  Zakuro

• Yesterday at 3:33 PM

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=930814086357815&id=100082876951811

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:30 PM

Every factoid I ever hear about the Soviet Union either goes like

"The Soviet Union was the first country to give women equal rights and literacy was 110%"

or

"The Soviet Union killed 12 million people because they didn't believe plants grew from seeds"

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 9:34 AM

Genuinely why the hell did they translate the title as Attack on Titan?

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 6:09 AM

I'm at grandma's house and there's just a big-ass taxidermied rat next to the fridge

Thanks grandma

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 1:01 PM

Music recommendation

It's the 35th anniversary of Spiderland by Slint. Actually it was yesterday, but whatever

One of my favorite albums of all time. Very idiosyncratic in its sound. Haunting, creepy crawly vibes. Like a Spider. land.

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 12:03 PM

Getting a lot of mileage with this one

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 10:59 AM

I don't know why whenever people post cultural things on the internet (whether about their culture or other cultures), there'll always be weirdos in the comments like

"Hi here's an interesting thing the Aztecs had"

"THEY DID HUMAN SACRIFICE AND ARE SAVAGES AND ARE NOW EXTINCT "

"Here's a cool archeological find from Africa"

"THOUSANDS OF YEARS BUT NO idk 2 story buildings or whatever"

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 4:52 AM

Honestly I don't think I have the awareness to be effective in jungle warfare. Not sure how my grandpa did it

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 11:47 AM

The reactions to chainsaw man's ending has revealed to me that most people should never be allowed to write stories ever

And I will not elaborate because I am a chainsaw man fan

It's tradition to say an incendiary take and then not elaborate

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 8:43 AM

I wish to visit New York one day so I can taste their traditional dish the becaneganchee

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 7:26 AM

My (Indonesian equivalent of Uber) driver has a Yukinoshita Yukino figure on his dashboard

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 5:15 AM

I've cleansed my xitter timeline of chainsawfolk discourse but instead I got English-language Southeast Asian media and entertainment discourse (even worse)

It's just insufferable people trying to out-woke one another, and I'm saying this as someone with pretty strong progressive views

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 2:21 PM

We all tacitly agree that having a lot of experience in a certain job typically means you're good at it

Except schoolteachers for some reason

We've all had an old ass teacher who was somehow terrible at their job

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 8:58 AM

I thought they were called the silent generation because they were mostly dead now

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:26 AM

Chainsawfolk xitter discourse is highkey cooked. I'm dopamine resetting with balls ong

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 3:15 AM

Saw a guy wearing a Certified Lover Boy shirt in public. It really does take all kinds

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:50 AM

We (and I mean all of us) will be central-asia-maxxing in preparation (or like iran maxxing idk where it's set)

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 2:31 AM

Playing Metal Gear Solid but doing this whenever Che or Castro are mentioned to show that I think the game's just being wacky again

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:35 PM

Shromp Rule #

Be patient with the people around you. It's their first time being a baby crying and screaming and shitting on an airplane too