Dad Jokes

Bimbanana · Mar 25, 2026

Pennywise said:
But...that was a joke...

Maybe you should tell a chemistry joke to get a "reaction?"

sleepandeatallday said:
I don't get it

pangmida said:
There's a saying in (American?) English that goes: "See you later, alligator!" to which you respond with "In a while, crocodile!"

Actually, in asia, men who are assholes (womanizer etc) are called a crocodile

sleepandeatallday · Mar 25, 2026

Pennywise said:
But...that was a joke...

4/10
So horrible... it's perfect to be a dad joke

Juia_Darkcrest · Mar 25, 2026

My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

Pennywise · Mar 25, 2026

Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...
(Richie likes Eddie)

sleepandeatallday · Mar 25, 2026

Juia_Darkcrest said:
My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

8/10
The ideal job for narcissist people! I can earn money all while staring at my beautiful reflection

Pennywise said:
Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...

7/10

Bimbanana · Mar 25, 2026

Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

Pennywise · Mar 25, 2026

Bimbanana said:
Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

But they still work!

sleepandeatallday · Mar 25, 2026

Bimbanana said:
Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

Bimbanana · Mar 25, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

My logic is sound. Unfortunately, it's static

Juia_Darkcrest · Mar 27, 2026

I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

sleepandeatallday · Mar 27, 2026

Juia_Darkcrest said:
I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Ahh I finally got it!

9/10

AliceMoonvale · Apr 1, 2026

sleepandeatallday · Apr 1, 2026

AliceMoonvale said:
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10/10. This deserves a full score!

Conqueror_Quack · Apr 1, 2026

sleepandeatallday · Apr 1, 2026

Conqueror_Quack said:

....I don't get it! QAQ

Alski · Apr 1, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
....I don't get it! QAQ

Its because you make duck sounds.

Playerkartik · Apr 1, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
....I don't get it! QAQ

Its the accent...Wooden sounds like Wouldn't....

sleepandeatallday · Apr 1, 2026

Playerkartik said:
Its the accent...Wooden sounds like Wouldn't....

I get it now!

Conqueror_Quack said:

7/10

Juia_Darkcrest · Apr 1, 2026

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ah, dam

Bimbanana · Apr 1, 2026

Juia_Darkcrest said:
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ah, dam

@sleepandeatallday if you dont give this 10/10, we'll fight

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