Why be #1...

[CountVanBadger]

...when you can be #11111?

 

[Corty]

Congrats on being #1 5 times.

 

[CountVanBadger]

Congrats on being #1 5 times.

I'm number eleven thousand one hundred and eleven! I'm number eleven thousand one hundred and eleven!

 

[AliceMoonvale]

And why be #1 or #11111 when you can be a funny number?
My slow but steady progress to reaching rank #6969.

 

[CountVanBadger]

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And why be #1 or #11111 when you can be a funny number?
My slow but steady progress to reaching rank #6969.

Pathetic. There isn't a single 1 anywhere in there! Come back when you get on my level, peasant.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Pathetic. There isn't a single 1 anywhere in there! Come back when you get on my level, peasant.

Iz fine, Id prefer the 6s and 9s. I like my numbers with some meat on them, some curves.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Iz fine, Id prefer the 6s and 9s. I like my numbers with some meat on them, some curves.

I was glad I wasn't drinking anything when it happened. Had a customer last week whose order came to $96.69
At a dollar store...

 

[Alski]

I was glad I wasn't drinking anything when it happened. Had a customer last week whose order came to $96.69
At a dollar store...

If your dollar store is dealing in cents its doing it wrong.

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

That's more 1's per 1 than number 1.

 

[FRWriter]

If your dollar store is dealing in cents its doing it wrong.

Haha, I think you are not correctly informed. The time when stuff at the dollar store cost a dollar is long over...

It's just a garbage store now that sells cheap products. Price doesn't matter, and the only thing of the former dollar store that remains is the name... and that they are still selling SOME products for 1 dollar, that are usually sold below that... they are keeping that concept when it suits them and are mercylessly ignoring it when it doesn't.

 

[Alski]

It's just a garbage store now that sells cheap products. Price doesn't matter, and the only thing of the former dollar store that remains is the name...

Thats part of why i said they were doing it wrong.

 

[Kurayami]

Thats part of why i said they were doing it wrong.

Which dollar store? Family Dollar, Dollar General, or perhaps, Dollar Tree?

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Which dollar store? Family Dollar, Dollar General, or perhaps, Dollar Tree?

I hate being reminded those places exist.
Worked at two of those when I was younger. Retail is aids.

 

[Kurayami]

I hate being reminded those places exist.
Worked at two of those when I was younger. Retail is aids.

Yeah, I never worked in retail, but I did experience fast food in high school.

 

[Alski]

Which dollar store? Family Dollar, Dollar General, or perhaps, Dollar Tree?

Havent been to any of those, so im going to assume all.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

If your dollar store is dealing in cents its doing it wrong.

If they changed the signage from "Dollar Tree" to "Buck Twenty Five Tree" they'd have had to raise prices again even sooner. It's now everything is less than $20 and very few things are over $10.
Not QUITE as bad as our neighbor, which went from "Five Below" (everything $5 or less) to "Five Below and Beyond" (or "anything goes"). At least the "Dollar Store" near my parents figured out the right way to play the game - everything costs an even number of dollars - 1, 2, 3, 4 etc. They beat the "no more pennies" thing by a few years...

 

[JayMark]

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Because number 11111 is the loneliest number that you ever knew...

 

[DarkCosmos]

noobs...

 

[Worthy39]

Despite being a bit higher ranked than you, I'm jealous of the number you got...