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🐈 Dear diary,
today I have joined a so called ebil organisation doing ebil things. Supposedly. So far, all the people there seem bery friendly and kind. There are even free cookies and donuts. It is a fun place.
My worst fears are femboys, i sure hope none of them apear in bed my when i go to sleep later.
Catto tell me! Are you seriously Agentt's wife!? You said yes! Blink twice if you need help?
[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
A year ago I tried to learn Russian from duolingo... now a year later... it's either that green owl is useless or I am.... and it's certainly not me! So all I know in Russian is... how to pronounce hello. Privet. привет
Damn me, the "Equipment Slot" craze is back in CN.

Context: MC got equipment slot cheat, which allows him to shove different shits in them for different bonuses such as "improve handsomeness (Charisma +1)", "turn into a kamen rider (Rider Kick!)" etc.

The previous problems of this genre is either the MC is obsolete or the cheat is.
Spotify was wrong, the hottest single of the year was you...
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