perhaps its best if I give an example of IRL. I get a lot of "eh? weird take" on things. Example. When Columbine massacre happened I was out the truck stop for my regular coffee all night time, and it was *the* buzz of conversation. Everyone knew the basic plot line. two kids were picked on by chads and stacerys. becvasuse they were off kilter and their meds went sideways on them... there we go. There were a lot of interviews, with "regular kids" talking about how weird the two were. nothing about how they did anything to anyone, though. Just... different. A number of kids admitted, they were picked on a lot.
my take on it? "maybe, if those kids didn't always beat them up and humiliated them for fun for years? they wouldn't have gotten shot."
boy, did i catch hell for that one. told them. I wouldn't do that. I don't condone it. but people should keep their hands to themselves.
so, some older guy. loudmouth type. he goes on and on, how they dunked kids heads in the toilet. boy, that was funny. I asked, why. "because they were weird, and they were geeks! that's why!"
"Maybe you shouldn't do that."
"Ah. Fact of life. Its a normal thing for kids to pick on other kids. why did those weirdos have to shoot the place up."
so I asked. "so, you got picked on too. you got your head dunked in the toilet too, right?"
he laughed. "oh hell no. I was one of the cool kids. not some weirdo."
so I told him. tell you what. you're drinking a lot of coffee. you're going to have to p!ss eventually. I'm going to follow you in. I'm goping to dunk your head in the toilet. after all? its a normal fun part of growing up. you missed that. I want you to experience all that fun, you missed out on. and don't worry. Its completely normal for it to happen. don't get mad, just grow up and deal with it."
he laughed, i was making a funny joke. well... everytime he stood up, I stood up too. I told him. I wasn't kidding. He? wouldn't go to the restroom. he ended up leaving. (I have a good poker face)
a lot of times, I'm the only one or one of the only ones... who looks at it the way I do. I try to put *that* into my writing when I can. that odd view.
columbine: a year later, there wa sa show. what schools were doing to prevent it happening again. every school had an anti-bullying campaign. But? it was performative noinsense. kids interviewed, explained. The cool kids? just run around in groups. pushing and smacking any kids they think are weird. "you better not ghet any ideas about doing that!" basically? picking on the unpopular kids, to get them to be scared to shoot the school up.
which is highly ironic. they got shot, because they were picking on kids and hitting them for fun. Now? They doing iots MORE, to the same kids! are... they TRYING to get it to happen again? the hell is wrong with people.
follow the logic of this one:
do thing X... get shot for it.
response:
do thing X twice as much? to prevent getting shot again.
i do stuff like this all the time. the weird take that I can't for the life of me, understand why everyone else doesn't see the simple logic I do.
I'm weird, I'm crazy, I'm... all kinds of names. I prefer the term eccentric, but I could be biased. see, comedians? present these paradoxes and logical fallacies and present them to you as jokes. you laugh. I present them as serious, when I write. well, when i can sneak something in.
there's a 7-11 down the road. Been open 24 7, 365 since the day it opened. It has 850 dollar Krieg locks on the front doors. Best money can buy. Question... why?
I guess me and that comedian, would have fun sharing a beer.
and that, is the story of how I'm unique. hey, you asked.