SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

*second hug*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Can you make funny hats, please?

Naturally. Here's a hat, pull the string. It has over 900,000 pre-recorded puns!

(°ロ°)
Seymour! Gimme back my Stabby Stabby Symbiote!

Not until you take more pictures of me first

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Is it a box of c4 you're sitting on?

Hehehehe wrong~, try guessing again what inside this crate~

 

[SRB]

Naturally. Here's a hat, pull the string. It has over 900,000 pre-recorded puns!

Nine- you got a lot of free time... Is this the power of Hikikomori?

 

[SRB]

Hehehehe wrong~, try guessing again what inside this crate~

Drones? Food? Maybe humans?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Not until you take more pictures of me first

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Matcha-kun is gonna have a nice surprise

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Nine- you got a lot of free time... Is this the power of Hikikomori?

Though it would take merely a fraction of my mental capabilities, need I really pun-ish myself with such a humdrum task? Of course not, it's the power of extorting struggling comedians!

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Drones? Food? Maybe humans?

No, nope, definitely not...

 

[SRB]

No, nope, definitely not...

Is it me? Am I still inside the box?

 

[SRB]

Though it would take merely a fraction of my mental capabilities, need I really pun-ish myself with such a humdrum task? Of course not, it's the power of extorting struggling comedians!

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Is it me? Am I still inside the box?

No! I definitely will not take yourself for myself!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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Matcha-kun is gonna have a nice surprise

You better not stop until we go through all 1551118753287382280224243016469303211063259720016986112000000000000 different outfit combinations! Then we can move on to different poses, and then different sets... I do wonder which one would work best for my chapter

Is it me? Am I still inside the box?

Plot twist: I swapped the contents of the box with Azure

 

[SRB]

No! I definitely will not take yourself for myself!

Suspicious.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Suspicious.

Wait I didn't mean to say that! Don't take it out of context!

Fine I tell you if you beg me~

 

[SRB]

Wait I didn't mean to say that! Don't take it out of context!

Fine I tell you if you beg me~

Oh, the cutest of catgirls, will you tell this lowly Eldritch being what is inside this crate?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You better not stop until we go through all 1551118753287382280224243016469303211063259720016986112000000000000 different outfit combinations! Then we can move on to different poses, and then different sets... I do wonder which one would work best for my chapter

? Hold on, my Beloved Your Stabbyness... This Daikon will be done one day and I will come to your rescue... One day... Some day... Certainly

Plot twist: I swapped the contents of the box with Azure

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*sends an army of Zombie Daikons to secure the box and get it to safety while Danny is busy takin pictures of Seymour*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No! I definitely will not take yourself for myself!

Dew it, you know you want to

(°ロ°)
*sends an army of Zombie Daikons to secure the box and get it to safety while Danny is busy takin pictures of Seymour*

*Zombie daikons encounters a coalition of fairies*

 

[SRB]

Dew it, you know you want to

*Zombie daikons encounters a coalition of fairies*

Are these Luoir's children?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Zombie daikons encounters a coalition of fairies*

*Zombie Daikons eat coalition of fairies, because nobody explained them that they really shouldn't eat everything they encounter*

 

[SRB]

*Zombie Daikons eat coalition of fairies, because nobody explained them that they really shouldn't eat everything they encounter*

They're eating Luoir's children...