SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

They're eating Luoir's children...

Wat!?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

They're eating Luoir's children...

Wat!?

And now they're coming for you both

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Are these Luoir's children?

*Zombie Daikons eat coalition of fairies, because nobody explained them that they really shouldn't eat everything they encounter*

*They must now live with the consequences of eating newborn children vaguely related to them. The guilt will now rest upon them and slowly eat away at their conscience for the rest of their lives.
Which is not very long, considering newborn fairies have a tendency to get eaten a lot and have evolved their teeth to return the favor.*
...
Do daikons have a conscience?

 

[SRB]

And now they're coming for you both

Pixy, we need to run!

The Snakes shall protect us. For the life of the strong shall be used to protect the weak.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oh, the cutest of catgirls, will you tell this lowly Eldritch being what is inside this crate?

It's a stash of unused old weaponry of mine~
It's not drones because drones can still be updated~
Also there some old AK-47 in this crate~
Also hidden vodka~

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Dew it, you know you want to

No I will not!

 

[SRB]

It's a stash of unused old weaponry of mine~
It's not drones because drones can still be updated~
Also there some old AK-47 in this crate~
Also hidden vodka~

So I was right. I'm inside the create.

No I will not!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*They must now live with the consequences of eating newborn children vaguely related to them. The guilt will now rest upon them and slowly eat away at their conscience for the rest of their lives.
Which is not very long, considering newborn fairies have a tendency to get eaten a lot and have evolved their teeth to return the favor.*
...
Do daikons have a conscience?

Too bad Zombie Daikons have no conscience or the concept of conscience. Or the concept of anything really. They too dum Zombie Daikons only eat

Not so sure about Ssemouy's Zombie Daikon... it started developing in unexpected ways after splitting from the hive

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Pixy, we need to run!

The Snakes shall protect us. For the life of the strong shall be used to protect the weak.

*Zombie Daikons approach you with they smooth dancing moves*

 

[SRB]

Too bad Zombie Daikons have no conscience or the concept of conscience. Or the concept of anything really. They too dum Zombie Daikons only eat

Not so sure about Ssemouy's Zombie Daikon... it started developing in unexpected ways after splitting from the hive

*Puts on a conspiracy theorist hat*
Is Danny a very smart daikon that learned how to transform into a human?

 

[SRB]

*Zombie Daikons approach you with they smooth dancing moves*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Pixy, we need to run!

The Snakes shall protect us. For the life of the strong shall be used to protect the weak.

I think I've been watching too much Helldivers 2 to know whats gonna happen next.
*Grabs a Orbital bombardment transmitter, yeets it at the zombie daikons*
FOR DEMOCRACCYYYYY!!!!!!

 

[SRB]

I think I've been watching too much Helldivers 2 to know whats gonna happen next.
*Grabs a Orbital bombardment transmitter, yeets it at the zombie daikons*
FOR DEMOCRACCYYYYY!!!!!!

*an AK-74 pokes out from the box*
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*an AK-74 pokes out from the box*
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

*Grabs a storm bolter from a dimensional rift*
LET THE GALAXY BU-
oh wait wrong faction
FOR THE EMPORAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Puts on a conspiracy theorist hat*
Is Danny a very smart daikon that learned how to transform into a human?

...Maybe

I think I've been watching too much Helldivers 2 to know whats gonna happen next.
*Grabs a Orbital bombardment transmitter, yeets it at the zombie daikons*
FOR DEMOCRACCYYYYY!!!!!!

*does not play Helldivers*
*eats your Orbital something something*
[You're next]

 

[SRB]

...Maybe

*does not play Helldivers*
*eats your Orbital something something*
[You're next]

Wait, why do they want to eat us? OI, DAIKONS, STOP RIGHT NOW!