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[Deleted member 146224]

*thonks but harder*

Wait, why do they want to eat us? OI, DAIKONS, STOP RIGHT NOW!

[We hungy]

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

...Maybe

*does not play Helldivers*
*eats your Orbital something something*
[You're next]

Welp, good luck~

 

[SRB]

*thonks but harder*

Meh. Danny is Danny. That's enough.

[We hungy]

I can take half of your army and cook it for the other half.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

...Maybe

This is a mattpat level theory right there.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Too bad Zombie Daikons have no conscience or the concept of conscience. Or the concept of anything really. They too dum Zombie Daikons only eat

Oh well, fairies are immortal and endlessly replenishable... Just like the soviet onion Nothing of value was lost in the skirmish

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Welp, good luck~
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*eats the ship an the missile*
*then eats Pixy*
[*burp*]x10000000000

Meh. Danny is Danny. That's enough.

Danny is Danny Mama is mama Azure is Azure Matcha is Matcha Ssemouy is Ssemouy, Seymour and Heroine Ssemouy

I can take half of your army and cook it for the other half.

[It's okay, we already ate Pixy and her toy space ship]

Oh well, fairies are immortal and endlessly replenishable... Just like the soviet onion Nothing of value was lost in the skirmish

[Yay! We're off the hook! Miss Seymour is so nice!] *happy Zombie Daikon army chanting*

 

[SRB]

*eats the ship an the missile*
*then eats Pixy*
[*burp*]x10000000000

Danny is Danny Mama is mama Azure is Azure Matcha is Matcha Ssemouy is Ssemouy, Seymour and Heroine Ssemouy

That's a lot of Ssemouy's...

[It's okay, we already ate Pixy and her toy space ship]

Give Pixy back please.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Still thinking about that whole danny being the only sentient Daikon

 

[SsemouyOnan]

[Yay! We're off the hook! Miss Seymour is so nice!] *happy Zombie Daikon army chanting*

*still sipping tea and getting photos taken* I hope the fairies are enjoying their playtime
*cuts to them trying to pilot the daikons like mechas*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That's a lot of Ssemouy's...

*Cue happy Matcha noises*

Give Pixy back please.

[Tomorrow]

Still thinking about that whole danny being the only sentient Daikon

Danny is the only smort daikon like that one monkey in the Planet of the Apes

*still sipping tea and getting photos taken* I hope the fairies are enjoying their playtime
*cuts to them trying to pilot the daikons like mechas*

*Continues taking 643783744848484 photos of Seymour in different outfits*
*Sometimes when Seymour isn't paying attention takes pictures of her funny faces*
?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Still thinking about that whole danny being the only sentient Daikon

ENTER

(Well, okay, maybe he needs a little more brain food)

 

[SRB]

ENTER
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(Well, okay, maybe he needs a little more brain food)

Give him glasses, that's +10 to intellegence.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Continues taking 643783744848484 photos of Seymour in different outfits*
*Sometimes when Seymour isn't paying attention takes pictures of her funny faces*
?

*notices*
*lets the photos be taken anyways, because I look good no matter what sort of expression I have*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*notices*
*lets the photos be taken anyways, because I look good no matter what sort of expression I have*

*takes another photo from a different angle*
*snorts*
Double chin ehehehe ?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Double chin ehehehe ?

Someone get AI to generate this, I dare ye

 

[SRB]

Someone get AI to generate this, I dare ye

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Someone get AI to generate this, I dare ye

Spoiler: ehehehehe

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Spoiler: ehehehehe

Spoiler

Majestic, DPRK approved.