SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

*cuddles more*
Nyaaaa~

ehehehe~ being spoiled by Your Stabbyness is the best so warm so comfy

Have fun~

yes, thank you I will get even more stronk nya

 

[SRB]

Jokes on you i love potato salad

It went bad a week ago.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*sees quote*
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Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty


But also I should've known that it's you. Nobody else is this smol to get this angy Smol Seymour

I blame Heroine Ssemouy for this glitch in reality!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law

I thought Ssemouy was the one being talked about? Well, makes sense for Seymour~

Eh, let them figure that out on their own. Can't do everything for them.

True~

Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

ehehehe~ being spoiled by Your Stabbyness is the best so warm so comfy

Mm… warm~ nya~
*cuddles more*
*is starting to fall asleep*

 

[Theirl]

Why are the two of you fighting...

 

[SRB]

Why are the two of you fighting...

For the title of The Smollest One.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I blame Heroine Ssemouy for this glitch in reality!

Heroine Ssemouy being my best side kick even on accident She really is becoming my favorite

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

YEAH! Get her Your Stabbyness
*jumps into cheerleader outfit*
*starts cheering*

Mm… warm~ nya~
*cuddles more*
*is starting to fall asleep*

*cuddles more*
Have some rest Your Stabbyness Danny will watch over you

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Also, I'm alive

Mama, please stay alive

My people need me. The planet shall be mine.
*goes away into a dimensional rift to take over a planet*

We need to bring communism everywhere after all, I am now related to Kim Jong-un.

Oh, you want to be taller?
*gives you eight spider legs that can hide in your body*
*they make you taller by a meter*

Ah, the secret technology of the KGB. Nothing better

Spiders are cute. Well... Some of them.

Maybe not cute, but definitely cool.

 

[Theirl]

For the title of The Smollest One.

Wow To fight to.deny reality such SHORTsightness... its a TALL order for ask for peace.in this school

 

[SRB]

Mama, please stay alive

No promises

We need to bring communism everywhere after all, I am now related to Kim Jong-un.

*SRB of that timeline is currently too busy being a Communist Warlord*

Ah, the secret technology of the KGB. Nothing better

Want a matching pair?

Maybe not cute, but definitely cool.

Some of them are cute little things that could kill me in one bite. Absolutely adorable.

 

[Azure_Fog]

YEAH! Get her Your Stabbyness
*jumps into cheerleader outfit*
*starts cheering*

But… you’re the one in the hole now?
*tosses Scarlet Apple*
Take this~
*clothes become cheerleader outfit*
*starts blushing*
Go Danny~!!
*starts cheering*
*is blushing more*

*cuddles more*
Have some rest Your Stabbyness Danny will watch over you

Yay… zzzz… nya…

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

Now, it is time for me to become the tallest usi-
[ERROR: Villainess.exe has timed out]
[Reason: Abuse of privileges granted to her by Headmaster Tony]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

For the title of The Smollest One.

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

 

[Deleted member 146224]

But… you’re the one in the hole now?
*tosses Scarlet Apple*
Take this~
*clothes become cheerleader outfit*
*starts blushing*
Go Danny~!!
*starts cheering*
*is blushing more*

*gets distracted by cheering Her Stabbyness*
*forgets she was supposed to fight someone*
*is staring intensely*
*is staring even more*

Yay… zzzz… nya…

*starts brushing hair with fingers*
*strokes hair and back*
*cuddles some more*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Now, it is time for me to become the tallest usi-
[ERROR: Villainess.exe has timed out]
[Reason: Abuse of privileges granted to her by Headmaster Tony]

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

Agreed I guess there was no point in fighting in the first place

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Want a matching pair?

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles?

---

Also what happened during the shotgun wedding? Someone must've been an impressive sharpshooter because I died without even knowing it

 

[SRB]

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

*gives you six long, thick tentacles that grow out of your spine*
Here ya go.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

True

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles?

N-nothing... ahem, I ,Lord Matcha I will use them to call you to me when I need your presence Seymour!
and to hug you tightly

Also what happened during the shotgun wedding? Someone must've been an impressive sharpshooter because I died without even knowing it

The loss of memory between personalities could definitely work in my favor during this marriage. If I quarreled with one personality, just switch to the other and vice versa...
I have to study how to change it to my liking

*gives you six long, thick tentacles that grow out of your spine*
Here ya go.

Niceeee... thank you, mama.