SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

*Bonk*

*stab stab*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*stab stab*

*Bonk bonk*

 

[Azure_Fog]

You know what?
*makes everyone the same height*
There. Now you're all smol.

…
*a few strands of hair pop up*
*Azure is now tallest by 3 strands of hair sticking up*

Tʰaₜ ʷaₛ ˡoᵤd a bᶦt tᵒo lᵒud ʸoᵤr Sₜaᵇbynᵉsₛ

“Oops”

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Bonk bonk*

*stab stab stab*

…
*a few strands of hair pop up*
*Azure is now tallest by 3 strands of hair sticking up*

Still cute

“Oops”

? ?

Halp... Yo Shtabbynesh halp me...

 

[SRB]

Hmm, this design isn't quite human enough
*MacGyvers them into mechanical spider legs and extends the range*
Much better.

Heh, still taller now.

Ye sure!

*cracks fingers*
Aight.
*gives both Ssemouy and Danny more flesh, bones and muscles until they match Azure's height*
*your arm isn't one arm, it's a collection of millions and billions of arms*
*all body parts formed from smaller versions of them*
*you're baisicly piloting a giant flesh Mech Eldritch AOT style*
*thinks*
*gives Ssemouy a more mechanical look*
Right. I think that's enough.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Creates a massive hole under you*
Ha! You small now!!

*pulls you into the hole*
Nope!

 

[Azure_Fog]

? ?

Halp... Yo Shtabbynesh halp me...

*shrinks*
*heals*
*hugs*

Still cute

Nyo~!
*ahoge spins angrily*

*cracks fingers*
Aight.
*gives both Ssemouy and Danny more flesh, bones and muscles until they match Azure's height*
*your arm isn't one arm, it's a collection of millions and billions of arms*
*all body parts formed from smaller versions of them*
*you're baisicly piloting a giant flesh Mech Eldritch AOT style*
*thinks*
*gives Ssemouy a more mechanical look*
Right. I think that's enough.

Interesting~
but they can’t escape physics like I can…
*Ssemouy and Danny collapse*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*cracks fingers*
Aight.
*gives both Ssemouy and Danny more flesh, bones and muscles until they match Azure's height*
*your arm isn't one arm, it's a collection of millions and billions of arms*
*all body parts formed from smaller versions of them*
*you're baisicly piloting a giant flesh Mech Eldritch AOT style*
*thinks*
*gives Ssemouy a more mechanical look*
Right. I think that's enough.

*looks at self*

*your arm isn't one arm, it's a collection of millions and billions of arms*

*that reminds me of something...*
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Mighty Mother, thou'rt a trueborn heir.

Lend me thy strength, o kindred.

Deliver me unto greater heights.

...Well.

A lowly Rootling,

playing as a villain.

I command thee, kneel!

I am the lord of all that is golden tall!​

 

[SRB]

Interesting~
but they can’t escape physics like I can…
*Ssemouy and Danny collapse*

Oi, I made them good enough to resist these silly laws of physics! You think I'll give something faulty to my children?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*pulls you into the hole*
Nope!

...Now we're both in a hole Ssemouy ಠ_ಠ What's next? Fist fight?

*shrinks*
*heals*
*hugs*

*is enjoying being spoiled*
ehehehe~ more cuddle more cuddle!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nice! My bench is here Time to play 3d puzzles

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oi, I made them good enough to resist these silly laws of physics! You think I'll give something faulty to my children?

Chose your words wisely when dealing with Eldritch~
*Danny and Ssemouy uncollapse*
Still, how are you going to deal with the strange matter~?

*is enjoying being spoiled*
ehehehe~ more cuddle more cuddle!

*cuddles more*
Nyaaaa~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Nice! My bench is here Time to play 3d puzzles

Have fun~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

...Now we're both in a hole Ssemouy ಠ_ಠ What's next? Fist fight?

*points at hair*
*its pink*
You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?

Interesting~
but they can’t escape physics like I can…
*Ssemouy and Danny collapse*

Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law

 

[SRB]

Chose your words wisely when dealing with Eldritch~
*Danny and Ssemouy uncollapse*
Still, how are you going to deal with the strange matter~?

Eh, let them figure that out on their own. Can't do everything for them.

 

[MidnightFox]

Yes, I'm sure. Vodka is good once in a while, but not every day.

Our alcoholic (Loli) ganny is back @Pixytokisaki14 @Stealthy_Enigma

 

[SRB]

Our alcoholic (Loli) ganny is back @Pixytokisaki14 @Stealthy_Enigma

I can and I will force you to eat 30 kg of potato salad.

 

[MidnightFox]

I can and I will force you to eat 30 kg of potato salad.

Jokes on you i love potato salad

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*points at hair*
*its pink*
You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?


Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law

The quote is strange

*uses Matcha as a footstool*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*points at hair*
*its pink*
You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?

*sees quote*

...Now we're both in a hole Ssemouy ಠ_ಠ What's next? Fist fight?

Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty

You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?

But also I should've known that it's you. Nobody else is this smol to get this angy Smol Seymour