SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Also, I'm alive

Hurray for living!

smol.

@DannyTheDaikon Ha, you're smol!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Why not~?
And also…
smol.

oi! I'll let you know that I can easily make myself taller And then I can be taller than you and be all cool and stuff and be like "Ara~Ara~" while looking down on you ha!

I'm just too lazy...

@DannyTheDaikon Ha, you're smol!

Still taller than you! Shorty

 

[Azure_Fog]

Waa~ a snake!
Wait- it's not one of mine, where did you get it?

Multiversal sector Alpha 284763-MMXXIXVII B-し, multiverse 253 Delta, universe 821, timeline 0.2746375667, Cosmos Redshift 7, planet XY-363.7852

 

[Azure_Fog]

oi! I'll let you know that I can easily make myself taller And then I can be taller than you and be all cool and stuff and be like "Ara~Ara~" while looking down on you ha!

I'm just too lazy...

Right~ right~
*really big*
*grabs Milky Way galaxy in hand*
*eats it*

 

[SRB]

Multiversal sector Alpha 284763-MMXXIXVII B-し, multiverse 253 Delta, universe 821, timeline 0.2746375667, Cosmos Redshift 7, planet XY-363.7852

My people need me. The planet shall be mine.
*goes away into a dimensional rift to take over a planet*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Still taller than you! Shorty

*uses Matcha as a footstool*
*now a head taller than you*
You were saying?

 

[Azure_Fog]

My people need me. The planet shall be mine.
*goes away into a dimensional rift to take over a planet*

Wait I forgot the time period… oh well~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

( •ᴗ✧)つ?
*stab*

Can you not!?

 

[SRB]

*uses Matcha as a footstool*
*now a head taller than you*
You were saying?

Oh, you want to be taller?
*gives you eight spider legs that can hide in your body*
*they make you taller by a meter*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*uses Matcha as a footstool*
*now a head taller than you*
You were saying?

*grows a tree and stands on top of it*
nya! Shorty!

Oh, you want to be taller?
*gives you eight spider legs that can hide in your body*
*they make you taller by a meter*

Why...

Right~ right~
*really big*
*grabs Milky Way galaxy in hand*
*eats it*

all I see is Azure... but like actually... She's this big now... Mama... what do I do?

 

[SRB]

Why...

Spiders are cute. Well... Some of them.

all I see is Azure... but like actually... She's this big now... Mama... what do I do?

... Want me to give you an upgrade?

 

[Azure_Fog]

all I see is Azure... but like actually... She's this big now... Mama... what do I do?

Hahahaha~
Smol Daikat!!
*as the sound waves impact you, you are nearly torn apart by the force they impact*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh, you want to be taller?
*gives you eight spider legs that can hide in your body*
*they make you taller by a meter*

Hmm, this design isn't quite human enough
*MacGyvers them into mechanical spider legs and extends the range*
Much better.

*grows a tree and stands on top of it*

Heh, still taller now.

 

[SRB]

You know what?
*makes everyone the same height*
There. Now you're all smol.

 

[MidnightFox]

I will not bow down to my addictions!

*A wisper echoes in your head* Are you sure about that?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Can you not!?

I'm sorry I'm in a stabby stabby club and I'm an Eternal Symbiote to the Lady of Stabs
*stab*
Nyahahah!

Spiders are cute. Well... Some of them.

No..

... Want me to give you an upgrade?

Ye sure!

Hahahaha~
Smol Daikat!!
*as the sound waves impact you, you are nearly torn apart by the force they impact*

Tʰaₜ ʷaₛ ˡoᵤd a bᶦt tᵒo lᵒud ʸoᵤr Sₜaᵇbynᵉsₛ

Hmm, this design isn't quite human enough
*MacGyvers them into mechanical spider legs and extends the range*
Much better.

Heh, still taller now.

*Creates a massive hole under you*
Ha! You small now!!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

This is fun to watch

 

[SRB]

*A wisper echoes in your head* Are you sure about that?

Yes, I'm sure. Vodka is good once in a while, but not every day.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I'm sorry I'm in a stabby stabby club and I'm an Eternal Symbiote to the Lady of Stabs
*stab*
Nyahahah!

*Bonk*