Secrets of the one above game

[Pennywise]

The one above me stole all the petrol and replaced it with octopus ink....

 

[Bimbanana]

The one above me didn't know that i only do that when his ice cream truck is coming.
Good thing i can always hear his music from miles away.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me wears a tuxedo on the battlefield just to flex.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

The one above me is not even a cow, they're a transformer and have been spotted in their car form.