NATIONAL HORNY DAY

[Bimbanana]

Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first

Edit:

THE SHF STAFF HAS SPOKEN

TODAY'S NATIONAL HORNY DAY CELEBRATION THEME WOULD BE..

PAJAMA OR SLEEPWEAR!

 

[Hans.Edward.Trondheim]

Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first

You prolly should. Afaik, NSFW art is banned here, and could end in some banhammers falling.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Eh, wake me up when it's international, intergalactic, or interdimensional horny day (unless it refers solely to beings WITH horns, then just let me sleep in).

 

[Rosica]

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April

I'm not your friend. You're nobody to me.

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first

You've been makin' a lot of horny posts for a guy who doesn't even write smut.

I, for one, appreciate the suppport :)

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Buckle up, April 17th is my official National Horny Jail day.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Isn't national horny day just Valentines?

 

[BeezussWrites]

Isn't national horny day just Valentines?

Bought my mom chocolate for Valentines, so I hope not.

 

[Alski]

Isn't national horny day just Valentines?

Thats national chocolate day.

 

[Rosica]

You've been makin' a lot of horny posts for a guy who doesn't even write smut.

I, for one, appreciate the suppport :)

This is why we must write smut. Horny must be let out creatively and not repressed.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Isn't national horny day just Valentines?

Nah, Valentine's Day is "I hope at least one of us is horny" day.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

My annual horny day S&M party was a disaster! Only masochists showed up. Imagine a dozen bound femmes half heartedly calling eachother mean names. It just didn't work.

Worst horny day ever!

 

[CharlesEBrown]

My annual horny day S&M party was a disaster! Only masochists showed up. Imagine a dozen bound femmes half heartedly calling eachother mean names. It just didn't work.

Worst horny day ever!

I think you held a doll convention, not a horny day party... Were half of the women geriatric and rich, and the other half young, pretty, and more interested in the decorations than the event? That's a doll convention...

 

[RaeSovereign]

Well, to celebrate, I recently submitted a new chapter with a spicy love scene in Starsong, if you’re into some scifi romance

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I'm horny ​

 

[JayMark]

I have two horns. They are big, long, hard, and pointy sharp.

 

[Alski]

I have two horns. They are big, long, hard, and pointy sharp.

Question marks don't have horns.

 

[JayMark]

Question marks don't have horns.

Ignore my shape shifting attempt to make the true question mark realize its purpose again.

Think about my metaphorical horns. Imagine them. Envision them.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

I think you held a doll convention, not a horny day party... Were half of the women geriatric and rich, and the other half young, pretty, and more interested in the decorations than the event? That's a doll convention...

Now that you mention it...
Might have gone to the wrong event

 

[Anonjohn20]

There's a day for it? I've been horny all year!