Do You Have Plot Armor

[HouseOfUkiro]

Some people go through life on easy mode. Some have luck with money, relationships, getting laid or getting out of trouble.

Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

 

[Eldoria]

Some people go through life on easy mode. Some have luck with money, relationships, getting laid or getting out of trouble.

Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

I don't understand what you're talking about... the thread title is about fiction, but you're talking about everyday life, which is irrelevant to your thread's question.

 

[pangmida]

I don't understand what you're talking about... the thread title is about fiction, but you're talking about everyday life, which is irrelevant to your thread's question.

It's just a fun way of asking you what are your advantages in life haha. The joke is that plot armor is used on fictional characters, but we are not fictional... unless...

Anyways as an Asian girl my plot armor is that I have big bo—a good education. Being an academic weapon validates me.

 

[JayMark]

I'm the world's greatest living writer.

It's just a fun way of asking you what are your advantages in life haha. The joke is that plot armor is used on fictional characters, but we are not fictional... unless...

Anyways as an Asian girl my plot armor is that I have big bo—a good education. Being an academic weapon validates me.

She was going to say big bombs. Watch out for this one.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Some people go through life on easy mode. Some have luck with money, relationships, getting laid or getting out of trouble.

Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

My greatest asset is that my ugliness is topnotch/max stats, hence people tend to stay away or think I'm creepy.

Which suits my anti-social needs at every party I was forced to attend.

 

[pangmida]

My greatest asset is that my ugliness is topnotch/max stats, hence people tend to stay away or think I'm creepy.

Which suits my anti-social needs at every party I was forced to attend.

Ugly???? No. You are Hans-some.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

My life is often on hard mode.
Special ability: chronic daydreamer; can temporarily escape reality
10+ debuffs active at all times

 

[NotaNuffian]

My plot armor is I lucked out and have a rather somewhat kinda rich childhood to teenhood. And yes, I mean in the monetary sense, though that said, I was neither the inheritor nor had an unlimited ATM card, just that I get to enjoy things those in poverty couldn't.

For example, getting a Bachelor in Mech Engineering despite me only possessing the mental capacity of a sweary hooligan/ deadbeat who should had dropped out of highschool.

Then it was all downhill ever since I graduated. I was not the one, I am not the one and I will never be the one.

My greatest asset is that my ugliness is topnotch/max stats, hence people tend to stay away or think I'm creepy.

Which suits my anti-social needs at every party I was forced to attend.

Nah, you aight.

At least you know when to smile.

 

[Sylver]

Some people tell me I have a nice butt, does that count?

 

[laccoff_mawning]

Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

Yes.

 

[CinnaSloth]

unfortunately, I've been called a devil, a succubus, a witch, seductress, wh*re, sl*t, ....etc etc etc... for a lot of my life, even by "freinds" who aren't friends anymore. AND even by people who claim to be church counselors. like wtf, go away.

I've never tried stealing anyone from anyone else.. I stare at the ground pretty much anywhere I go. I don't wear provocative clothing, or have any real sense of style for that matter. my hair is always down, and unbrushed. I don't wear makeup. I still wear a face mask, even if it's just to get the mail.. or while going to a drive-thru to get food. I don't interact with ANYONE irl. like.. i do NOTHING to warrant attention.

-BUT... BUT!!! on the off chance, I, for some stupid reason, look up, and meet someone else's eye, just like a nothing look, a passing glance... it's a sudden Demon's evil eye apparently that says: "Yes, please, I'm single, and ready to f*ck right here & now in this public location. Please come annoy me with cheesy lines, and unwarranted flirting..." or worse their disgusting touching..

AND YET I'M THE ONE BLAMED FOR IT BY LITERAL STRANGERS!! like dude, I'm sorry your bf is a sleezy scumbag willing to hit on someone else in front of you. I'm gay! I don't give a rat's butt about him. KEEP your cheater boyfriend.. OR even girls!! I'm sorry, I noticed you have cute clothes, and I'm jealous because my wardrobe is so plain, but that doesn't mean I'm flirting, or trying to have an overnight guitar session, and I'm definitely NOT attempting to steal your girlfriend. please go away...

What's the point of resting B**ch face, if it doesn't scare anyone anymore??? Everyone now is like: "oh pls step on me mommy!" EW. NO, Leave.

I'd wear glasses, but they always break.

 

[HouseOfUkiro]

unfortunately, I've been called a devil, a succubus, a witch, seductress, wh*re, sl*t, ....etc etc etc... for a lot of my life, even by "freinds" who aren't friends anymore. AND even by people who claim to be church counselors. like wtf, go away.

I've never tried stealing anyone from anyone else.. I stare at the ground pretty much anywhere I go. I don't wear provocative clothing, or have any real sense of style for that matter. my hair is always down, and unbrushed. I don't wear makeup. I still wear a face mask, even if it's just to get the mail.. or while going to a drive-thru to get food. I don't interact with ANYONE irl. like.. i do NOTHING to warrant attention.

-BUT... BUT!!! on the off chance, I, for some stupid reason, look up, and meet someone else's eye, just like a nothing look, a passing glance... it's a sudden Demon's evil eye apparently that says: "Yes, please, I'm single, and ready to f*ck right here & now in this public location. Please come annoy me with cheesy lines, and unwarranted flirting..." or worse their disgusting touching..

AND YET I'M THE ONE BLAMED FOR IT BY LITERAL STRANGERS!! like dude, I'm sorry your bf is a sleezy scumbag willing to hit on someone else in front of you. I'm gay! I don't give a rat's butt about him. KEEP your cheater boyfriend.. OR even girls!! I'm sorry, I noticed you have cute clothes, and I'm jealous because my wardrobe is so plain, but that doesn't mean I'm flirting, or trying to have an overnight guitar session, and I'm definitely NOT attempting to steal your girlfriend. please go away...

What's the point of resting B**ch face, if it doesn't scare anyone anymore??? Everyone now is like: "oh pls step on me mommy!" EW. NO, Leave.

I'd wear glasses, but they always break.

Damn. Want to swop?

I basically have high charm/charisma. If people hate me I don’t know about it. People that have openly hated me ended up liking me after some time. People tell me their secrets and trust me. Bosses or anybody who holds position of power have a high chance of favoring me, doing me favors. Includes children and animals. Been to other countries. The effect is the same.
Doesn’t translate to relationships or sexual attraction though.
I’m a hardcore introvert/hermit so it’s pretty noticeable from my POV and honestly wasted on account of my personality.

It's just a fun way of asking you what are your advantages in life haha. The joke is that plot armor is used on fictional characters, but we are not fictional... unless...

Anyways as an Asian girl my plot armor is that I have big bo—a good education. Being an academic weapon validates me.

If this world had mana you would’ve been OP!

Some people tell me I have a nice butt, does that count?

Lol it does. The implications though ……………. ?

My greatest asset is that my ugliness is topnotch/max stats, hence people tend to stay away or think I'm creepy.

Which suits my anti-social needs at every party I was forced to attend.

My plot armor is I lucked out and have a rather somewhat kinda rich childhood to teenhood. And yes, I mean in the monetary sense, though that said, I was neither the inheritor nor had an unlimited ATM card, just that I get to enjoy things those in poverty couldn't.

For example, getting a Bachelor in Mech Engineering despite me only possessing the mental capacity of a sweary hooligan/ deadbeat who should had dropped out of highschool.

Then it was all downhill ever since I graduated. I was not the one, I am not the one and I will never be the one.

Nah, you aight.

At least you know when to smile.

No way you’d get a B. mech Eng without being intelligent or competent in some capacity. Rich childhood was a score thing ngl ⭐️

 

[CinnaSloth]

Damn. Want to swop?

I basically have high charm/charisma. If people hate me I don’t know about it. People that have openly hated me ended up liking me after some time. People tell me their secrets and trust me. Bosses or anybody who holds position of power have a high chance of favoring me, doing me favors. Includes children and animals. Been to other countries. The effect is the same.
Doesn’t translate to relationships or sexual attraction though.
I’m a hardcore introvert/hermit so it’s pretty noticeable from my POV and honestly wasted on account of my personality.

No. No swapping. Their attraction is only skin deep. I wouldn't want that on anyone. Although, I'm sure some skeezy playboys would disagree with me there..
Animals like dogs, or cats or even normal birds (not, snakes, crows, ravens, or rats for some odd reason) will bark, or hiss, or growl, even "Trained" dogs will hate me, but the moment I glare at them they run yipping, or crying like i stabbed them, or something.
I've been called a demon by catholic priests. and have no idea why.. Not like any of them bother to sit, and have tea with me.
Few of my family called me "a spawn of Satan" plenty, plenty of times. I'm like, -yea, i can believe that- looking to my parents. kek.
you wouldn't want the Devil's eye. No trade-sies.

 

[HouseOfUkiro]

My life is often on hard mode.
Special ability: chronic daydreamer; can temporarily escape reality
10+ debuffs active at all times

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Too many points went into spirituality/psion type category. Fr though if the world were to suddenly be injected with mana you’d like get some kinda craze class/path.

My greatest asset is that my ugliness is topnotch/max stats, hence people tend to stay away or think I'm creepy.

Which suits my anti-social needs at every party I was forced to attend.

Well you have an aura that’s wards off people (the bad ones included). Glad you see the upsides to it.

No. No swapping. Their attraction is only skin deep. I wouldn't want that on anyone. Although, I'm sure some skeezy playboys would disagree with me there..
Animals like dogs, or cats or even normal birds (not, snakes, crows, ravens, or rats for some odd reason) will bark, or hiss, or growl, even "Trained" dogs will hate me, but the moment I glare at them they run yipping, or crying like i stabbed them, or something.
I've been called a demon by catholic priests. and have no idea why.. Not like any of them bother to sit, and have tea with me.
Few of my family called me "a spawn of Satan" plenty, plenty of times. I'm like, -yea, i can believe that- looking to my parents. kek.
you wouldn't want the Devil's eye. No trade-sies.

Someone’s offering you a way out and you seriously still wouldn’t trade ?

I don't understand what you're talking about... the thread title is about fiction, but you're talking about everyday life, which is irrelevant to your thread's question.

Another way of asking what have you noticed about yourself that stands out or isn’t normal.

 

[Worthy39]

Let's see... nope. The only relevant skills I have that could be considered cheats are skills I've never had to use.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

@pangmida @NotaNuffian @HouseOfUkiro

Well, it's not that I'm purposefully beating myself down so I can receive praises. I guess I just...think differently?

See, I may be noisy and silly at times, but I'm a hardcore introvert. I easily get tired talking to people my age, or older (I love talking to younger people, especially my students, but only to those who take time to listen). At parties, like yesterday, I prefer to be left alone in one side than taking pics with everyone.

In connection to this, I just wear whatever I grab from my closet, as long as I'm dressed according to the occassion. I generally don't care how I would look like to others as long as I'm not naked.

And I get laughed at by some of my co-workers coz, according to them, I dress like a hobo (the actual term is "jologs", though it's a Flip slang that meant improperly/ugly dressed). Tis fine from my side though, coz I get to be left alone instead suffering from small talks I'm not interested with.

Hence, I accepted the fugly tag. I can't be insulted if I accepted the insult, right? ?? And I guess it turned into my plot armor.

 

[istryj]

I have a mental disorder, so for now government can’t send me to die in a trench. Possibly later.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I feel like the harder your life is, the more plot armor you need and/or have. How else would they survive that long. That said, some people have plot armor even when they don't need it... These types of people are entitled assholes.

 

[Bartun]

I survived a meteorite so there's that

 

[Envylope]

I have wittiness.