Do You Have Plot Armor

HouseOfUkiro

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Can I guess what it is?

Lol are you serious?
I feel like the harder your life is, the more plot armor you need and/or have. How else would they survive that long. That said, some people have plot armor even when they don't need it... These types of people are entitled assholes.
I agree. That alone makes you wonder wtf is going. We need Batman. It’s time
He's one of the few remaining dinosaurs and is over 65 million years old.
Reptilian ?️ ? ?️
I have wittiness.
I’d swop for that no hesitation.
 

Shiriru_B

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Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

Special skill uh ok I can blur my sight at will, no squinting or anything I'm just that good, anyway I like to use it for bloody scenes during horror movies because I get weak seeing blood gush.

Next is ability, hmm well I have the ability to draw people pregnant regardless of gender(I haven't had the opportunity to do that yet to people sadly). Another one I can do I guess are back flips and front flips but only on the trampoline since I'm kinda scared to do it anywhere else because I don't want to get obliterated, uh I can do cartwheels anywhere though, it's much more easy.

Blessings.... Blessings :blob_hmm_two:? Maybe actual plot armor because I remember way to many times I could've been taken to the hospital but never got majorly injured btw I've never broken a bone ever and I've fell off a water tank 2 meters off the ground onto my back once.

High stat would be dexterity for typing.
 

JayMark

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I have the ability to draw people pregnant regardless of gender(I haven't had the opportunity to do that yet to people sadly).
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CinnaSloth

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Someone’s offering you a way out and you seriously still wouldn’t trade ?

It's not a way out, it's handing someone else a curse I've already lived with. Why would I willing give it to someone when I know how miserable it is? "So, I stop being miserable?" I live with my demons. I'm fine. :meowsip:

It's like driving a tesla, you already know how bad it sucks dealing with its garbage, and someone comes by asking, oh is it good? Should I get one? You don't say hell yea! unless you're an piece of sh**. You say no, it's a screaming deathball of pure trash, and headaches, get a real car.

Better question. Why would you WANT mine? Trade for better misfortune.
 

HouseOfUkiro

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Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?
Special skill uh ok I can blur my sight at will, no squinting or anything I'm just that good, anyway I like to use it for bloody scenes during horror movies because I get weak seeing blood gush.

Next is ability, hmm well I have the ability to draw people pregnant regardless of gender(I haven't had the opportunity to do that yet to people sadly). Another one I can do I guess are back flips and front flips but only on the trampoline since I'm kinda scared to do it anywhere else because I don't want to get obliterated, uh I can do cartwheels anywhere though, it's much more easy.

Blessings.... Blessings :blob_hmm_two:? Maybe actual plot armor because I remember way to many times I could've been taken to the hospital but never got majorly injured btw I've never broken a bone ever and I've fell off a water tank 2 meters off the ground onto my back once.

High stat would be dexterity for typing.
Lmao how’d you you fall off a water tank?
That blur thing is pretty clever though?
Quick thinking is the only thing I really have. All other skills I had to work super hard for.
You’re the type of person most likely to survive in a horror setting. Respect for working on other skills though?
It's not a way out, it's handing someone else a curse I've already lived with. Why would I willing give it to someone when I know how miserable it is? "So, I stop being miserable?" I live with my demons. I'm fine. :meowsip:

It's like driving a tesla, you already know how bad it sucks dealing with its garbage, and someone comes by asking, oh is it good? Should I get one? You don't say hell yea! unless you're an piece of sh**. You say no, it's a screaming deathball of pure trash, and headaches, get a real car.

Better question. Why would you WANT mine? Trade for better misfortune.
Thought we’d each get a lot more out of each others perks. Mine is wasted on me. I’m a hardcore hermit and have no interest in relationships whatsoever.
 
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AliceMoonvale

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I think I have anti-armor.
I keep getting mysterious minor injuries I don't remember getting and surprise ailments. :blobrofl:
 

Shiriru_B

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Whats your special skill, ability, blessing, high stat?

Lmao how’d you you fall off a water tank?
That blur thing is pretty clever though?

You’re the type of person most likely to survive in a horror setting. Respect for working on other skills though?

Thought we’d each get a lot more out of each others perks. Mine is wasted on me. I’m a hardcore hermit and have no interest in relationships whatsoever.
.... Trampoline accident, pretty much didn't see where I was going to land when I jump onto the water tank, missed the trampoline on my way back.
 

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Broken yet alive.

A jack of all trades yet master of none.

Bullshitting my bosses to get a raise and bonus.

If I had enough money I would buy the company and make them my slaves.
 

Avarice_Of_The_Seven

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Plot armor? I guess I do have one.

I am not bad at anything. I mean, I haven't found anything that I felt that I wouldn't be able to do a good enough job in if I tried seriously.
I achieve average or above average for almost any field I try my hand in.

But this is more of a curse than a plot armor cuz I have developed a self supremist mindset due to this reason.
I unconsciously think that everyone besides me is a Pikachu and motivation speeches have no effect on me.

In conclusion, I live my life as a loner while the voices of people around me get auto translated to something like -"Pika pika pika, pika pi pikaaa chu"-
 

HouseOfUkiro

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Plot armor? I guess I do have one.

I am not bad at anything. I mean, I haven't found anything that I felt that I wouldn't be able to do a good enough job in if I tried seriously.
I achieve average or above average for almost any field I try my hand in.

But this is more of a curse than a plot armor cuz I have developed a self supremist mindset due to this reason.
I unconsciously think that everyone besides me is a Pikachu and motivation speeches have no effect on me.

In conclusion, I live my life as a loner while the voices of people around me get auto translated to something like -"Pika pika pika, pika pi pikaaa chu"-
You should get the first pokèball ever discovered/made ?⬆️⬇️

Loner life isn’t too bad though…
I'm pretty sure kid me was fine, just felt the air get sucked out of lungs for a while.
Know what that feels like. Not fun ?
 
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No, I definitely won't let the main character, tanenter, have a plot armored scene. Losing limbs is commonplace. There's a high chance this character will die, but I won't let him. I'll let him suffer like that. Of course, he had no power at all. He was only 15 years old, his body wasn't that strong, and he low IQ , but he didn't know how to fight hand-to-hand either. He could easily die from just a few hits of magic.

tanenter: I know hell_yeahMylike is hate me, but I have no proof.

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