Dear Diary, Today...

[Bimbanana]

As an amateur writer, I know how exhausting writing can be.
We make a plan. We set a goal. And then… somehow, we fail to hit that goal.

And when that happens, we tend to blame ourselves.
But experts say: constantly blaming yourself isn’t healthy.

So this thread is dedicated to any writer who wants to needs to take out their stress, and blame someone else for a change.
Hopefully this helps you stop blaming yourself and start blaming others and be better.

I’ll start:

---

Dear diary,

Today I only managed to finish one chapter instead of the two I was aiming for.
I blame @Anonjohn20 for his “Secrets of the one above game” thread, and @JayMark for his distracting horns.

P.S.: Somehow, @JayMark's horns have disappeared. Is it because I said the long horn was only for males? And with his new profile pic… is he even allowed to keep saying "moo" like usual? Such a mystery.

 

[JayMark]

I always blame others, because I am the best.
I have no horns because I am expending a great effort shapeshifting to be a sexy granny for @AnonUltimate but he doesn't appreciate it because he is just a green goblin.

 

[Puffikki]

A community diary? feels like passing around notes in class or writing on each other's yearbooks.

Dear Diary:

I never understood why it was customary to start off addressing you as if you can read and understand what I say. You, are not real. You are merely pieces of tree flesh glued and or stapled together, like a semi ethical, frankenstein's monster.

Hope your day is bright and filled with joy.

 

[Bimbanana]

A community diary? feels like passing around notes in class or writing on each other's yearbooks.

Dear Diary:

I never understood why it was customary to start off addressing you as if you can read and understand what I say. You, are not real. You are merely pieces of tree flesh glued and or stapled together, like a semi ethical, frankenstein's monster.

Hope your day is bright and filled with joy.

You... uhh... I... err...
I think, therefore i am?

 

[JayMark]

Dear Diary,

Today I made sure to pity anyone I saw.
I pity you too, stupid book with no words and I have to write them.
I pity this memory tool!

Mr. T

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,

Today I made sure to pity anyone I saw.
I pity you too, stupid book with no words and I have to write them.
I pity this memory tool!

Mr. T

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

Dear dairy,
Today I was so lonely not because I didn't have friends but everyone except me had something really important to do, so I walked up to the idiot in my class and started a conversation with him, I was later labeled an idiot too. Do you also feel misjudged dairy, you know considering the fact that you are a piece of paper with a personality glued on to it.
I blame @Playerkartik for not responding to my messages and bizzer memes trend for filling my brain with so much brain rot.


It does feel better to pin the blame on someone.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear dairy,
Today I was so lonely not because I didn't have friends but everyone except me had something really important to do, so I walked up to the idiot in my class and started a conversation with him, I was later labeled an idiot too. Do you also feel misjudged dairy, you know considering the fact that you are a piece of paper with a personality glued on to it.
I blame @Playerkartik for not responding to my messages and bizzer memes trend for filling my brain with so much brain rot.


It does feel better to pin the blame on someone.

 

[JayMark]

Dear Dairy,

I am lactose intolerant. You make me fart bigg farts out my butt.

Thank you.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Dairy,

I am lactose intolerant. You make me fart bigg farts out my butt.

Thank you.

 

[Puffikki]

Dear Diary

I am speeking to you again, I fear I might develop cognitive decline this way.

Today I sketched drawings of what easter island would look like if it was indeed an island of the american easter holiday and not unattractive and long, stone faces. They look quite angry! Or they look constipated.

I regret not taking art classes seriously, for I am lacking.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary

I am speeking to you again, I fear I might develop cognitive decline this way.

Today I sketched drawings of what easter island would look like if it was indeed an island of the american easter holiday and not unattractive and long, stone faces. They look quite angry! Or they look constipated.

I regret not taking art classes seriously, for I am lacking.

≠

 

[JayMark]

That's shitty of you.

 

[Bimbanana]

That's shitty of you.

 

[JayMark]

 

[Bimbanana]

+ + =

 

[JayMark]

Dear Diary,

Today an eldritch entity of nearly limitless chaotic power declared a secret war on a certain orc's demon army. It will start by banishing him to an Apple Store as customer service rep for 1000 years.

Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,

Today an eldritch entity of nearly limitless chaotic power declared a secret war on a certain orc's demon army. It will start by banishing him to an Apple Store as customer service rep for 1000 years.

Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie.