Dear Diary, Today...

[Bimbanana]

As an amateur writer, I know how exhausting writing can be.
We make a plan. We set a goal. And then… somehow, we fail to hit that goal.

And when that happens, we tend to blame ourselves.
But experts say: constantly blaming yourself isn’t healthy.

So this thread is dedicated to any writer who wants to needs to take out their stress, and blame someone else for a change.
Hopefully this helps you stop blaming yourself and start blaming others and be better.

I’ll start:

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Dear diary,

Today I only managed to finish one chapter instead of the two I was aiming for.
I blame @Anonjohn20 for his “Secrets of the one above game” thread, and @JayMark for his distracting horns.

P.S.: Somehow, @JayMark's horns have disappeared. Is it because I said the long horn was only for males? And with his new profile pic… is he even allowed to keep saying "moo" like usual? Such a mystery.

 

[JayMark]

I always blame others, because I am the best.
I have no horns because I am expending a great effort shapeshifting to be a sexy granny for @AnonUltimate but he doesn't appreciate it because he is just a green goblin.

 

[Puffikki]

A community diary? feels like passing around notes in class or writing on each other's yearbooks.

Dear Diary:

I never understood why it was customary to start off addressing you as if you can read and understand what I say. You, are not real. You are merely pieces of tree flesh glued and or stapled together, like a semi ethical, frankenstein's monster.

Hope your day is bright and filled with joy.

 

[Bimbanana]

A community diary? feels like passing around notes in class or writing on each other's yearbooks.

Dear Diary:

I never understood why it was customary to start off addressing you as if you can read and understand what I say. You, are not real. You are merely pieces of tree flesh glued and or stapled together, like a semi ethical, frankenstein's monster.

Hope your day is bright and filled with joy.

You... uhh... I... err...
I think, therefore i am?

 

[JayMark]

Dear Diary,

Today I made sure to pity anyone I saw.
I pity you too, stupid book with no words and I have to write them.
I pity this memory tool!

Mr. T

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,

Today I made sure to pity anyone I saw.
I pity you too, stupid book with no words and I have to write them.
I pity this memory tool!

Mr. T