Dear Diary, Today... (Closed, Under House Arrest)

Bimbanana

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Dear diary,

Today i accidentally bump into a russian IRS on my way back from the cow's barnyard. My stupid dragon just had to make a stop for a toilet.
Good thing i can escape by pretending not speaking english
 
eagle_360

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Dear Diary,

Today I met a strange girl pretending to write in the air.

It was very strange. I should have called an ambulance but my ice cream was melting.
 
Bimbanana

Bimbanana

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Dear Diary,

Today was… exhausting. I ended up fighting on two fronts at the same time.

The first was on RR against the Readers Union. Ugh. They really do drive a hard bargain, and somehow that battle is still ongoing.

The second was an unexpected assault from the SHF kids. Completely out of nowhere. Still, I’m not one to back down from an enemy.
But then, mid-conflict, my beautiful secretary asked me to stop. And honestly… resisting her is a battle I’m simply not built to win. So, like a proper adult (a very mature and responsible adult, mind you), I chose peace and made up with the kids.

Here’s the funny part.
I completely forgot that I had already set a little trap for them in Orc’s Transfer Student Journal. Just a tiny nudge. Nothing too obvious, meant to divide them and get them arguing among themselves.

So while I was busy making peace…
They were still fighting each other over there.

It was… beautiful.
Sometimes I genuinely forget how good I am at scheming.

Here’s my favorite part:

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And none of them suspecting that I'm watching them fight each other with a smile.
 
Bimbanana

Bimbanana

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Bimbanana said:
Dear Diary,

Today was… exhausting. I ended up fighting on two fronts at the same time.

The first was on RR against the Readers Union. Ugh. They really do drive a hard bargain, and somehow that battle is still ongoing.

The second was an unexpected assault from the SHF kids. Completely out of nowhere. Still, I’m not one to back down from an enemy.
But then, mid-conflict, my beautiful secretary asked me to stop. And honestly… resisting her is a battle I’m simply not built to win. So, like a proper adult (a very mature and responsible adult, mind you), I chose peace and made up with the kids.

Here’s the funny part.
I completely forgot that I had already set a little trap for them in Orc’s Transfer Student Journal. Just a tiny nudge. Nothing too obvious, meant to divide them and get them arguing among themselves.

So while I was busy making peace…
They were still fighting each other over there.

It was… beautiful.
Sometimes I genuinely forget how good I am at scheming.

Here’s my favorite part:

View attachment 48404

And none of them suspecting that I'm watching them fight each other with a smile.
Click to expand...
:blob_highfive:
 
sleepandeatallday

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ
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Bimbanana said:
Dear Diary,

Today was… exhausting. I ended up fighting on two fronts at the same time.

The first was on RR against the Readers Union. Ugh. They really do drive a hard bargain, and somehow that battle is still ongoing.

The second was an unexpected assault from the SHF kids. Completely out of nowhere. Still, I’m not one to back down from an enemy.
But then, mid-conflict, my beautiful secretary asked me to stop. And honestly… resisting her is a battle I’m simply not built to win. So, like a proper adult (a very mature and responsible adult, mind you), I chose peace and made up with the kids.

Here’s the funny part.
I completely forgot that I had already set a little trap for them in Orc’s Transfer Student Journal. Just a tiny nudge. Nothing too obvious, meant to divide them and get them arguing among themselves.

So while I was busy making peace…
They were still fighting each other over there.

It was… beautiful.
Sometimes I genuinely forget how good I am at scheming.

Here’s my favorite part:

View attachment 48404

And none of them suspecting that I'm watching them fight each other with a smile.
Click to expand...
hmmm.... I see. I thought we had a truce. Ehhh nevermind. I guess we are even now cause I did send evidence of tax fraud from your company to IRS....
 
sleepandeatallday

sleepandeatallday

someone gimme chocolates QAQ
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*brings back the decorated diary after causing lots of chaos and going on various adventures*


Dear Diary,
An orc intentionally food poisoned me! How mean :(
 
JayMark

JayMark

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Dear Diary,

Today I learned that diaries taste good. You were delicious.

Moo
 
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