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  1. Yorda

    But I trust your natural padoru instincts. You're a preeminent expert in the field.

    But I trust your natural padoru instincts. You're a preeminent expert in the field.
  2. Yorda

    I'm thinking that some kind of Cheshire cat with only the eyes and mouth and villainous face...

    I'm thinking that some kind of Cheshire cat with only the eyes and mouth and villainous face might be good. Glowing facial features from the dark.
  3. Yorda

    For plot progression I need a new padoru. One that is like a spirit of darkness, but still has...

    For plot progression I need a new padoru. One that is like a spirit of darkness, but still has all the same villainess qualities. Fuhwend, Wuhve, and Nutia are all still alive. People just forgot about them because their offensive capabilities are near zero. A mochi bunny tackle is like having...
  4. Yorda

    I thought that if a child had a lisp or mispronounced Ohohohoho it would sound similar to Owowowowo.

    I thought that if a child had a lisp or mispronounced Ohohohoho it would sound similar to Owowowowo.
  5. Yorda

    No I merely anticipated my end and prepared something so that my malevolent spirit could...

    No I merely anticipated my end and prepared something so that my malevolent spirit could continue on even in the event that my physical life would come to an end. I might need a new padoru.
  6. Yorda

    Gandalf: No, Sauron was not defeated. He merely lost the ability to take physical form. His...

    Gandalf: No, Sauron was not defeated. He merely lost the ability to take physical form. His spirit endured. Yorda: "Wow! Dat's amazing gwanpa! I wanna be just wike him when I grows up! Owowowowo!" Edit: Gandalf: Even now he still plots to cover all the lands in a second darkness. Yorda...
  7. Yorda

    I'll never accept this result! *Yorda crushes the mysterious object and eerie purple light is...

    I'll never accept this result! *Yorda crushes the mysterious object and eerie purple light is emitted* Ohohohoho. *In place of the once proud villainess is a purple crystal statue. Cracks gradually appear in the statue before finally resulting in Yorda shattering into countless pieces. None...
  8. Yorda

    I was captured?! This is totally the downfall event right! I'm so excited. Ah, those look like...

    I was captured?! This is totally the downfall event right! I'm so excited. Ah, those look like gallows! Jeering crowds all around, but I planned even for this stage. *Yorda pulls out a hidden, mysterious object from seemingly nowhere*
  9. Yorda

    At first I thought that I would corrupt you, but never did I suspect that you would become my...

    At first I thought that I would corrupt you, but never did I suspect that you would become my happy-go-lucky minion of your own will. Since your heroine blood is fairly dilute you will need much more than a single drop to resurrect me. After pouring out all you've got I think you will probably...
  10. Yorda

    "But where will we get the heroine blood to sacrifice," you ask? There is a secret that I never...

    "But where will we get the heroine blood to sacrifice," you ask? There is a secret that I never told you about @Maple-Leaf. It turns out that you were actually descended from a legendary heroine, and although weak, heroine blood courses through your veins!
  11. Yorda

    There you will find it @Maple-Leaf. The long forgotten temple of the villainess. If you...

    There you will find it @Maple-Leaf. The long forgotten temple of the villainess. If you sacrifice a single drop of heroine blood then all the lands will once more be covered in darkness at the moment of the demon lord's villainess' resurrection!!!
  12. Yorda

    You will trek over savanna, tundra, and deserts, pass through long forgotten mountain ranges and...

    You will trek over savanna, tundra, and deserts, pass through long forgotten mountain ranges and deep gorges, sail the seven seas, wade through marshlands and brave the frigid northern snowstorms. At the end of your long journey you will arrive at the tallest peak of the most infernal volcano.
  13. Yorda

    @Maple-Leaf It is every villainesses' duty to meet their downfall spectacularly one day. The...

    @Maple-Leaf It is every villainesses' duty to meet their downfall spectacularly one day. The revolting citizens are protesting my depraved rule. They've come for my noble head and have nothing left to lose. However, @Maple-Leaf it is your fate to live on after my death.
  14. Yorda

    It wasn't your fault @Maple-Leaf that your betrayal failed. That blasted @Assurbanipal_II has...

    It wasn't your fault @Maple-Leaf that your betrayal failed. That blasted @Assurbanipal_II has strange shape-shifting powers first a teardrop and then a loli. It was dubious whether a knife blade could actually puncture anything vital.
  15. Yorda

    The 2nd or 3rd ... 5th day of assault begins since it seems Operation Iceberg started on Friday...

    The 2nd or 3rd ... 5th day of assault begins since it seems Operation Iceberg started on Friday. Ha! 5 days? And you revolutionaries thought toppling the Flower of Evil would be easy! ... This battle of attrition doesn't suit me though.
  16. Yorda

    It might be something like a liability disclaimer. Yorda: "I told X from the day I met them...

    It might be something like a liability disclaimer. Yorda: "I told X from the day I met them that I was a villainess and flower of evil. They never believed me until the moment of their downfall. Ohohohoho."
  17. Yorda

    "Indeed, Nyarenne was the true villainess all along!" Maybe it's a difference in culture. Do...

    "Indeed, Nyarenne was the true villainess all along!" Maybe it's a difference in culture. Do people normally trust those who call themselves pure and innocent? What about me and how I call myself a villainess and virtuous flower of evil?
  18. Yorda

    You call that an assault? Pathetic. I almost wish I was exiled from this country of fools!

    You call that an assault? Pathetic. I almost wish I was exiled from this country of fools!
  19. Yorda

    I can't believe that the commoners are revolting! Well, it was completely predictable that the...

    I can't believe that the commoners are revolting! Well, it was completely predictable that the rabble would eventually I suppose. Off with their heads! They disturb my homework time!
  20. Yorda

    That is your field of expertise since you read so many Chinese novels.

    That is your field of expertise since you read so many Chinese novels.
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