Hmpf. Buffoons. I'm too busy to be bothered by a mere war with commoners. Maple, your punishment for letting yourself be disgracefully kidnapped is that you now have to perform a covert infiltration mission. Pretend to be on the enemies' side. If you manage to succeed you will regain your place...
I feel so refreshed. I forget to feed the little ones from time to time since they don't actually require physical food. They subsist off my villainous energies by default.
As a villainess I am generally gravely disappointed in humanity. My only lingering regret is not knowing precisely how many images you have saved locally.
I'm starting to get worried about how many ... (character name starts with M) ... pictures you have and your obsessive impulse to use them in every single post you make. I am willing to believe that you have some organizational system that helps you keep various facial expressions and situation...