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I can't sing so I have decided to become a death metal singer. Recently I was contacted by a certain imperial company, The Black Company, to become an idol. They have shown interest in my talents and gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. Somehow the company gave off a splendid villainous vibe.

*Yorda continues to train as a mahou shoujo* Mochi Bunny Yoyo: "You can do it pyon! You will be the best maou shoujo ever! Ohohohoho!" Yorda: Flips their hair to the side. "Naturally, it's my very nature to excel. Ohohohoho!" *Yorda did not notice their class change from mahou shoujo to maou...

*Yorda continues to train as a mahou shoujo* Yorda: "I think I'm getting the hang of this!" :blob_evil_two: Yorda: "Retina Burning SPARKLE!" ? Yorda: "Skull Crushing RABU RABU" ♥️ Yorda: "Kiss of Death" ? Yorda: "Heartbreaker" ? Yorda: "Love Beatdown" ? Yorda: "Cupid X Artemis" ?

There is one thing you forgot to add to your long list of self-praise, propaganda. Not everything the imperials say can be trusted.

As you placed your various officials in positions of power the aristocratic faction's voice of dissent gradually died out. It was only possible for a conqueror. I did the best that I could for my kingdom despite the many opportunities that I did have, unlike you!!!

I started with a feudal kingdom where all the clans were in constant dispute with each other. Your conquest was also equivalent to a political purge as you demolished many of those clans that caused internal strife in the kingdom. Those that you didn't destroy were gradually weeded out by the...

Look before my resurrection as a mahou shoujo I was dead for 123 years. You have had 123 years to improve the establishments and economy of the country. Your starting point was also different. You were able to leverage the power of an empire to boost the economy of your vassal-state.

This cat has to do homework today. Meow!

Not actually a cat, but giving off the same vibes as the Cheshire cat's glowing eyes and mouth from a dark background. Also, make sure to inject villainess vibes. ... and give the mochi bunny a cute red bow. Her name is Yoyo by the way.

I was supposed to work on a machine learning assignment today. I need to learn like a machine to do it now ... now meaning tomorrow when I feel like it.

My profile has become a major distraction and trashy tabloid. Shipping A2 with Benben .. :blob_neutral: .. there is no way to describe this feeling I have now.

As long as you understand that one of the impetuses of my life is chasing my ideal of becoming a splendid and glamorous villainess against all common sense ... *cough* ... and that I cannot stop myself any longer, we are cool.

Oi. Ya want me ta be a mahou shoujo? Yer tellin me that F***ing S**T. Just wait till ya see what I do with that wand and an innocent unsuspecting victim.

I'm the kind of person that thinks "gap moe" means when a girl who looks cute/friendly suddenly starts swearing and acting in the ways most fitting to destroy peoples' preconceptions.

Not enough, never enough for my own standards. My entire life revolves around finding meaning in who I am and becoming who I must become. The villainess stuff is only one component of my broader pursuit for self-actualization, which is part of finding meaning in life, and spirituality related...

The worst part of it all is that I can see all my flaws, and all the mistakes that I have made in life haunt me. Well, my normal daily life haunts me as well, however, I cannot stop for so many reasons.

Each day I am trying my best to become a splendid villainess. Even though it sounds ridiculous, and if you ever met me you would probably find me to be just the way I am online, which is quite strange in real life. Concrete goals are a difficult thing to define. It's even more difficult to...

While I was off doing my homework it looks like I was in fact resurrected. It's a perfect time to be resurrect too since A2 is blissfully sleeping unawares.

Are you part of humanity?

I have been resurrected by a cutesy magical girl, the shame! Now I have to fight a naked person? Please hold on. We haven't even held hands yet.