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  1. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    What was your story, again? I actually forgot. Oh no. Absolutely ambiguous. No, like, you only gave me a glimpse of your chaps to work on. What can I do with it, fumble it till it weavers into destinies?
  2. Nolff

    I can probably help with that.

    I can probably help with that.
  3. Nolff

    Wait, why are you writing lyrics btw?

    Wait, why are you writing lyrics btw?
  4. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    oh shit, you're here. What'd you said just now? The beginning chaps. @Bimbanana I would say, your story is great, for all the right reasons. Not the prose, not the grammar, but the characters, the dialogues, and the overall plot is a form of comedy people could read and laugh at. It's great...
  5. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    I see the word "womans". My boner is delighted, yet my grammar demon screams in agony. Piling it up to my reading lists. Gonna spew the review after the other books. Oh and, @Juia_Darkcrest. Your fanfic ideas are insane, I love it. Some words may be misspelled, but that's okay. As long as I...
  6. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    Great pun, might steal later.
  7. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    Calling a duck Quackster is mad work. I am saluting from the sidelines. Go on, continue the fight, don't mind me.
  8. Nolff

    Yes, Duck-Sensei.

    Yes, Duck-Sensei.
  9. Nolff

    That's purgatory, no? May your soul stays within it then, cause I hope you're not coming back to...

    That's purgatory, no? May your soul stays within it then, cause I hope you're not coming back to give me nightmares. Oh shit, I jinxed myself.
  10. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    @Conqueror_Quack Now that you said the guy's name... Where the f*ck is he? Been waiting for him to reply to me. Oh f*cking hell. Just so you know guy, I won't be able to reply as fast as I could like an hour ago, because I am now on a different device. I'm back on my 2gb ram laptop. If I...
  11. Nolff

    No. I refuse. NO...

    No. I refuse. NO! GETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEADGETOFFMYHEAD
  12. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    Sh*t. You reminded me of that one time I was being chased by swans. I hate them. They're too fast for my liking.
  13. Nolff

    That is cursed. I think I'm going to have a nightmare this sleep.

    That is cursed. I think I'm going to have a nightmare this sleep.
  14. Nolff

    Actually, yeah, I'll go straight to the grilling part. After he reply, of course.

    Actually, yeah, I'll go straight to the grilling part. After he reply, of course.
  15. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    No worries, mate! Since you're one of the authors whose novels are on my watchlist, I will spare you the bluntness of my review. Because yeah, deity entertainment? You're telling me there's an entertainment that deities use when bored? Sign me the f*ck up.
  16. Nolff

    Competitive straightforward biased blunt reviewer here

    Thanks, Investigator Quack! I truly hired the best of the best.
  17. Nolff

    B-But... They don't say they acce- *Discomforted by quacks* Y-Yeah... I'll do that when he...

    B-But... They don't say they acce- *Discomforted by quacks* Y-Yeah... I'll do that when he replied... Yeah. C-Cou-Uhm... Could you stop that?
  18. Nolff

    Just one last vote, and then it's four votes collected.

    Just one last vote, and then it's four votes collected.
  19. Nolff

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, CHILL Now we need one more vote.

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, CHILL Now we need one more vote.
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