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No that vehicle was for your fraud and tax evasion

I am waiting right within your walls with a baseball bat and I am legally allowed to confiscate all your organs if you try anything disagreeable with your sister.

Wait lord albus we can talk about this, I intend to carry this secret all the way to grave- Too late.

Guys, I'm actually 14. With a few extra seasons... Maybe a couple OVAs and a movie...

I have a conspiracy theory... Rhaps' drugs were all just a cover up! Corty is actually a wizard who developed a lolification spell to be youthful again.

Oh wow my guess is pretty close (early thirties)

...Of old age? :blob_evil_two:

Omeeeega maaaart, you have no idea what's in store for you~ ?

It's okay Forty-chan! I accept you for whatever you may be. Congratulations, elder goddess daikon! Shall I sound the trumpets in jubilation of your arrival?

Comrade, if brute force doesn't work, then you're simply not applying enough of it

Uhh, was that the strange device I found and left at the student council room for safekeeping?

... I'm not sure an obsessive fixation with eating you is exactly tsundere behavior... That would be more yan...gire? I'll make it with love! I stole a bunch last Christmas, still have them in bottles

I went and read back anyways. Theirl really did a 3v1, I guess you can say he had his head in the clouds. I can help you cook yourself!

Wtf 10+ pages in a single night? I didn't even sleep the whole 8 hours

While it's not that reprehensible for me, I feel mildly disgusted when a foot suddenly covers my screen (real or 2d) I dunno if half the people who go crazy for feet actually genuinely like them or are just playing along with the memes.

My headcanon is that every single room in the school is a literal universe. So yeah, the garden would be an entire world with its own ecosystem. Don't forget the daikon patch!

We do have leads, we simply have yet to release them to the public. Unlike, say, a rogue law enforcer, we take our time to conduct fair investigations and follow proper procedures.

We appreciate the help, officer. However, I believe the student council is enough to handle this investigation. We have dedicated investigators that have been working really hard on covering up all the evi-, I mean closing the case!

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Hol up, hol up. You don't even exist within the class roll. How are you doing this interrogation?! You're trespassing unauthorized on school grounds. You need to be shot with Tony's revolver!