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The Eye-ruuuhhhh-esss just turned up to arrest Lord Albus yesterday so you better believe they have access

Please don't. I'll just collapse under my own power and turn into my alter ego. The cap is there for a reason

Of course, I'm putting my heart and soul into this meal! As well as these hearts and souls I found in the pantry On second thought, maybe not the hearts... You do have to be the main ingredient after all

Voidiris must have rubbed off on you, as to me, that cannot be the case! The roles of villain and hero must be well-defined! How else shall loyal followers flock to their cause? I don't know how much of that came from my villainess side. :blob_aww: I am eternally grateful. Don't worry, I...

B-but I'm evil, the good side is the wrong side! That means I am on the wrong side... I've failed as a minion :blob_teary: :blob_teary: :blob_evil_two::blob_frown::blob_unsure::blob_melt::blob_upset::blob_teary: explodes

Does that make the villains the true heros?... Am I on the wrong side?

Wait... But if Azure's the hero, and I'm on the side of the villains... Then am I supposed to declare her an enemy? O_o

One day should be enough to fake my death and go into hiding to later head to an island in the middle of nowhere. With the manipulation powers and charisma it should be possible to convince the right people to basically erase my existence. She might be a war veteran, but she's only...

I did not take it from the janitor's closet, it's in an undisclosed location. By the way that was simply the biggest gun I could carry, I'm pretty sure I saw a World Cracker from Stellaris lying around somewhere.

Sorry, the data got spaghettified by the portal I brought it through. Fixed it now

Y'all might want this. I definitely didn't find this in the janitor's closet or anything

Abduction adoption subplot and all~! (Though if you're seriously asking I've only skimmed one out of morbid curiousity just to say that I did. Not really a fan of omegaverse stuff)

I've actually re- You know what I'm going to sleep I'm just revealing more and more of my dark history at this point

I do that of my own free will! Female Y/N, mafia, enemies to lovers.

Hawaiian is my favorite flavor of pizza, Lord Albus. I am an evil minion who puts ketchup on pizza, no?

I will enjoy it

Guys we can still FBI raid Luoir's house like, right now.

I will accept that. It won't hurt anymore after we get extricated from existence by the eye-ruuhhhh-esssss

...It was an honor to serve you. :blobthumbsup:

The Outer God of Tax Collection, Eye-ruhhh-esss, does not discriminate, Lord Albus. If you can quack a doc you can quack up the dough, they say.