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I expected you to say "I'd love a woman who would actually just ruin my life". Jokes aside you actually getting a "good ending" would be thematically appropriate with the "This is a comedy, not a tragedy" clause in the powers. Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's...

Good news. She will probably marry you. Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both...

In character I'm going to leave my villainess form to deal with you. Takes a massive pervert to deal with one :blob_evil:

You're definitely a special child, all right. I bricked 1 computer and 2 tablets with malware that way. I wasn't given access to a PC or anything better than a cheap phone until 16. Kinda thankful for it, I might have turned out like Luoir otherwise

I mean I was given internet access at a pretty young age too, but my first thought was to download a boatload of malware trying to pirate things, not 'hey let's look at porn on the internet'.

The more important question is how the hell a 4 year old can get on a PC, unsupervised, and somehow access an online forum, of all things.

Hol up, breaks character. Homie, you would have been a literal 3 year old back then.

Aight someone erase me from existence real quick

I will force feed you daikons(normal ones), until you realize your wrongs and say they are delicious. To clarify, the force feeding will be done with a machine, made by a random engineer, brought to the room by mindless robots, and activated by a literal dog trained to do so. There is no...

This is like, the one time I'm not approaching an innocent person with the intention of converting them into evil. It's supposed to be a nice and wholesome support group, under threat of mutually assured destruction if we all fail to control ourselves

Cardio! Not everyone is an otherworldly being with a bottomless pit of stamina. Just look at what happened to Darkness... she can barely move herself aside from levitating

Hold on a moment... Anyone else here with potentially psychopathic alter egos that threaten to take over the moment one loses control because of x vulnerability? One more and we can form a club!

Hmm, what if the song started blasting on my side instead? Would the agony from the curiosity and being unable to see beyond the wall ail you?

Canonize? Man, it's written into the base ruleset, along with Tony being omnipotent. Always has been. You just his second fiddle 4 big guys starts playing on your side

Imma eyeball it and say it's all a perfect score minus the deduction from the imaginary cilantro( I swear I didn't put cilantro! Maybe my alter ego sabotaged it because of Midnight's hacking) Now, now, don't put yourself down, goddess daikon! The effort it took you was far greater than mine! It...

That's not cilantro though! That's Danny's leaves >_> I wouldn't really taint her taste with cilantro, or any soup with vegetables for that matter. Nah I asked the courier to separate us with an impenetrable wall

You're coming with me to the sixth plane of torment by the way. I'm throwing you down the stairs to the next layer. A true and proper villainess waits for one event to resolve before proceeding to the next. The flag is set, but it has yet to truly trigger. Let it be known that only Danny(as...

Here you go! it may not look like it, but it is definitely daikon soup. (the soup is metaphorical) Please eat it before the human souls escape the throne of agony. Me and goddess daikon made it with love <3. those are definitely not crushed up organs poured over a shaping tray. Now excuse me...

It's okay, she's lowering the cap. That means she's making me weaker. All good! Hold up lemme cook