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It can be if you want :blob_okay: You now have access to weapons that'll help ward off against the eldritch! All you have to do is become Seymour's eternal minion very willing ally when the time comes... From what you've described in the past, those are some darn heavy books, your cardio is...

*You recieve a suspicious letter, with the subject: Anti-Eldritch Research Agreement. The contents detail the sender's insights about the project. The paper is simply signed 'Seymour'*

Fool, it takes a minimum of 500 word essay to vanqiush the Villainess! It's okay now! Azure sent me back in time. I was the professional photographer! I've also retroactively prepared wedding gifts. :blobthumbsup: Oh, I see, I used to live in Carcosa, but rhe extradimensional ping was simply...

I will listen to all of them.

Meanwhile me sleeping at 7 to wake up at 9: (the next day)... Though I suppose you wouldn't want to waste your Sunday like that... ...Hol up, aren't you in Europe?

A belt across the torso is the male equivalent of bikini armor. That is all.

I've collected it! It's chewy and full of caramel and nuts! My fave! :blob_aww: I remember asking for one a while back, I'm honored to find out that he not only heard my wish, but remembered and honored it too. :blob_teary: Really? :blob_pat_sad:

I̶̢͕͍̹̟͓͈̔S̴̺̄̂̒̈́̾̽̎̅ ̴̧̱̜̲̱̟̌̀̇ͅT̵̢͖̖̞̰̦̝̂̾͋͋͝H̴̺̻͈͖̬͕̋̓̃Ǎ̷̬̦͇̽̔̕T̵̳̳̩̰́͗͆͛̂ ̴͉͈̱̃̓T̶͍̒͊̕Ḥ̷̄͑̉͝Ë̷̱͋̂̾͝-̴̺̞͔̥̋̀̐̓͐ ̵̛̘N̴̢̢̪͎̅͛O̴͙͙͎̹̬̺͆̓̐͠O̵̡̘͆̉̎Ó̷̥̮̇̎͛͘O̵̩̻̽,̴͔̝̄͐͒̌̔̄ ̴̞͍̠̰͕̆̈́̓̊͋͐͠I̴̝͗͝T̴̹̗̞͍̰͉̯̀͘͠'̸̳̝̺̾̈͊͛͊̈͘S̷̛̬͊́̌́...

In other news, I found a chocolate scythe underneath my bed this morning. Thank you for your never-ending generosity, Lord Matcha! It looks too cool to use in a fight though so I'll just keep it in my shrine

Did I miss a wedding Eldritch Union between goddess daikon and Azure, presided over by none other than Lord Matcha himself?! This has ought to be one of the top 5 worst mistakes I have made in my minion career :blob_teary::blob_teary::blob_teary:

I hate to break it to you... but we had a discussion about that. You two won the award a long time ago :blob_salute:

I can?! :blob_dizzy: W-wait! I wasn't expecting to be doing this professionally! This isn't my low-quality, black and white filter camera I use for work. This is too high definition for the club! :blob_cringe: No:blob_neutral:

I once had a family... they were taken by the MILFs. I refuse to forgive them!!! /j PS: Welcome back, Hans!

hits the drones with a spiked club No peeking, you hero! takes out camera for posterity

DVORAK has them quite close I think. But I never tried learning it since I can already touch type and keyboard shortcuts look to be a pain. I type pretty fast so sometimes my brain just autocompletes words for me I feel slightly bad for people who have to type my name without @, just a teeny...

Considering my drafts and how I butchered Azmiran and Luoir's name several times, I am beginning to suspect it :blob_hmm_two: