You are kidnapped

[Ellieporter]

Your captor has left you bound and gagged at a chair inside a dimly lit basement for days but they come back and said:

"I will let you go if you listen to one of these songs"

Here is the song list:
1. Jacob Sartorius - Sweatshirt
2. Rebecca Black - Friday
3. Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris
4. IceJJfish - On the Floor
5. Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft. Team 10

 

[SRB]

Oh, God, the kidnapper is insane...

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Kill me!

 

[Ellieporter]

Kill me!

So, you would rather die huh. Understandable...

 

[Deleted member 76176]

The first three aren't bad; I'd not say so.

 

[J_Chemist]

Might as well try to peg me too while you're at it.

 

[HelloHound]

I once spent a night listening to friday over and over again; something broke inside so I think a second round would probably be fine

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I will listen to all of them.

 

[Ellieporter]

I once spent a night listening to friday over and over again; something broke inside so I think a second round would probably be fine

You are definitely insane... If you listened to it over and over.

 

[MouseDestruction]

Totally unrelated, but how do i report a post for gross offence? lol

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I grow a mouth, just so I can swallow my own tongue, choke on it, and die.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

The kidnapper might as well give me a snack and something to read while we're at it.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Is the kidnapper a hot female who needs my seed?

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Oddly enough, 3. It's not that I like it, but when I was younger, the amount of times the girls in my school played it somehow made me immune

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

?


Do not worry hoardlings.

This is not my kind of kidnapping.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

 

[Ellieporter]

Is the kidnapper a hot female who needs my seed?

Yes but she can also cut your pp if you dont listen to one of the songs...

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

To be forward? and if I could, I'd listen to all of them.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Yes but she can also cut your pp if you dont listen to one of the songs...

I don't mind listening as long as she promises to extract the seed the way I want.