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Is the ocean a soup? If you place a piece of bread on opposite ends of the earth, does that make the earth a sandwich?

Goddess daikon... Are you sure that person really exists? :blob_frown: His name doesn't appear to be of any language I know of. And I know of all of them.

:blob_blank: ... congratulations, goddess daikon? . Huh, strange, I don't think anyone in our class wears a white fedora. A new staff member, perhaps?

Good afternoon, everyone! :blob_sir: Did I miss anything?

The Hero is whoever Seymour decides to be. You could be eating children but as long as she doesn't like the cut of your gib, you are the Hero. She doesn't have a ruler of everything (lol), in fact she doesn't care whether or not such an entity exists. The only reason that she would be...

Now I'm tempted to have you as the Hero instead of Azure, since that would literally place you in ideological opposition to her :blob_evil: You receive no further responses. Well, everyone has gone insane. Perfect time to go to sleep!

Your reality bending is philosophical, mine is more mathematical (specifically Logic, I'll demonstrate it when I write a chapter). So yeah, if we go by Trivialism, then even if Seymour disproves your existence, you remain, because you being real is still true despite evidence pointing towards...

You could say that, yeah. It's technically not even her own power. Though it would override all other forms of reality bending since it's fiat-backed to do so. (at least if we ignore the death of the author)

*A yellowed piece of paper is before you, aged beyond time. What made you think you could even perceive a being of such heights?* What is meant by a "permanent and absolute death" is not something as trifling as her defeat proclaimed by the Declaration. No, what you desire is to kill the...

[Villainess' Declaration: 'True Love' violates the clause "Under no circumstances may the Villainess be redeemed.". Seymour may not love Matcha in any meaningful way. This path can not exist.] Though, as the one who penned Seymour's tale, I shall venture to declare as such: Only by the...

How was I acting yandere? :blob_cringe: :blob_shock: Help, Lord Matcha is glitching out!

:blob_frown: I wasn't going to do anything with it anyways. You should be more worried about that Scarlet Apple hovering next to you ...I think at this point it is best for me to remain silent :blob_neutral: Considering I keep tabs on all the villains and their activities... :blob_blank...

Why has this scythe suddenly appeared in my hands? What am I meant to do with it? :blob_frown: Wh-what about them? I keep pictures of you at my shrine for worship too, you know? >_> So what's wrong with keeping pictures of Lord Matcha? Ah yeah, I thought of that... but like, it is a loveless...

There is no evidence proving otherwise :blob_cringe: Endeed. Without the distinction we would get ships like "Matcha X every female in the school" or "Luoir x Literally Everything"

There must be at least some romantic tension between the two, else one-sided won't count For example, Kraken x Un'Thoth does not count, since Kraken has not reciprocated in any of the chapters and neither really chat on this thread. Midnight x Theirl barely counts because we meme'd it to hell...

:blob_hmm: Are you sure you want to do this, goddess daikon?

You see, I was too embarrassed to say it myself :blob_evil: so it was my brilliant, master plan to have someone point it out for me :blob_uwu: It has worked to great effect umu

Oh dear, it's like the legendary 100 pages but wholesome instead

Hmm, let me list out the current ships then (ships formed outside of this thread/the main story are not included, as a shipping thread already exists) Azure x Danny Boi x Nahrenne Theirl x Luoir Theirl x Midnight(meme) Matcha x Corty Matcha x Voidiris Matcha x NAC-JAC (wtf matcha rizzing up...

Hold it... since when did you and Neverborn get laid? Edit: Quagma exists too, but they probably are both in a state of "laid" and "not laid" at the same time