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fuck you i aint insane. Dont ask around tho, they'll lie because everyone is just salty i didnt call back.

im glad im not up there. It means my dark past is behind me.

Dude your allergies give you FREE LUBE. All that snot from a runny nose....fuck that's hot. It's already sexual. Everyone loves a sickly bitch. Got that deep, husky voice. The flushed cheeks. Sneezing and sniffles.

It would just be short stories of me using various methods to seduce and conquer the mods. The overarching plot being me seeking revenge for past wrongs through a series of self destructive hate-fucking of the men and women who did me dirty. The series would progress with me dying of cancer and...

part of the ship, part of the crew. You is also gross and horny. Throw away pretense and embrace yourself. Love yourself as i, your God, love you.

For what crime? Giving incredible orgasms to every woman i meet? Guilty as charged, in that case.

bro why you gotta call them BUGS I cant have your ass here making me question whether crickets and tarantulas are delicious.

it became BREEDABLE, that's what happened. ayo sup shawty. How is it that you be looking so much like my next ex-wife who divorces me after you catch me cheating on you with my sister?

you must not drink often. I, an alcoholic, go for what's cheap and tasty. So boxed chicken it is for me. Either a couple boxed of Friday's brand chicken wings or Banquet brand variety pack chicken. ....Actually, a single good steak is probably cheaper than those things. But when im drinking...

yeah man, its called weed. wouldnt stop me from fucking that ass, m'boy. If someone comes to help, i'd just start on them too. I am perversion incarnate. Degeneracy personified

dont you fuck around, boy. Summoning this Venerable will wrought naught but depravity and madness. I will RAPE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU. I'll train every innocent bystander here how to suckle the scum from my cock.

ah, you like that swamp ass. I get it. To each their own, i say. I wonder if one can consider cacti a tree?

move to arizona. We have nothing BUT summer weather most days

no one is forcing you to watch them so what does it matter anyway? i watch them for shit i missed. Otherwise, i watch Lets Plays for stuff i wont play or have already played a fair amount of. I watch FightinCowboy's stuff mainly for his reactions and humor, for example. I like the dude and...

ah, the lucky few. My nose works TOO well. I hate it. I had a buddy open a bottle of smelling salts all the down a long hall once. At least twenty feet away. Fucking gagged, bro.

are the rumors true? Does the air carry the scents of unwashed assholes and dried semen?

i support such wisdom. Don't like getting flammed and accused? Best bust out some Rosetta Stone, bitch. Sign up for that Duolingo.

he is famous for having created entire languages and dialects for his novels with intricate rules of grammar and vocabulary, around 15 altogether. He also created words you find in so goddamn many novels here, like "mythril" or "hobbit" If that dude can make up words, so can we.

so basically if you got shit english skills you get accused of using AI huh

buddy no one needs it pointed out that sex sells. Thats why the advertisers who help fund this place are fucking stupid. I had tried to use this as a cover and it got rejected cuz it was too sexy for the sponsors. They need to learn from pornhub and onlyfans. This nonsense is why SH is...