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the BOSS cant fight when its just been fucked so hard that its only thoughts are bringing me a cigar and a fresh BLT in gratitude for the amazing orgasms it just received

aint my fault some girls be acting like thots that need a good fucking. Aint my fault some of them need a good spanking and strict father figure to set them straight. Aint my fault i fucked their mother

the only reason people dont want me in their party is due to petty jealousy overy my power and ability to pull bitches. This slight will not go unpunished. You'll all be gaining new siblings soon

those are more like microtransaction then isnt it?

not when its the succulent asscrack of your own little half-sis. (I say half because "step" doesnt evoke the same sense of immorality)

not but you can get your WHOLE CAR taken away due to missed payments on other things. And even if that wasnt the case, it still isnt saying much. You can do anything as you arent caught doing it. Its why i said illegal. Fuckin everything important to our survival is behind a paywall.

buddy what did you think car insurance was all this time? Why did you think its illegal to drive without one in nearly every state of the U.S?

"Cupcake, I choose you! Cupcake, use impregnate!" it was SUPER EFFECTIVE

hm. Well lets list them off. 1st MC has a pretty nice life but is likely to get hobbled by an obsessive little sister and mother and locked in a basement. 2nd starts off obese and keeps getting killed by a psychotic bitch, and i cant be bothered to deal with that shit. 3rd is a loli whose older...

oh yeah i do that shit all the time, but more through comments than threads in particular. Either responding to a really old comment or answering people who respond to my old comments. Especially if its to talk shit or respond to shit talk. Im a very confrontational and opinionated asshole...

my apologies. ...Every area of the body to lick and twist to make your future wife and daughter erupt with delicious little orgasms.

Surprise? Listen here, Great Value Palpatine. I'll have you know that amongst all gentlemen of intellect sailing these west Indies, I rank amongst the most clever. There was a time @Paul_Tromba considered himself the most refined intelligence of these seas. But this man, I, your father, am a...

a monologue is just a speech presented by a singular person. Stereo means sound that is directed through to or more speakers. But mono means one and stereo does not exactly mean two or more. stereo is mainly associated with a speaker, the device. Not a speaker, the person. The closest you...

Not specifically cuz they can be slutty bitches. But in that vein, yes. I like the little accessories they sometimes wear.

If they have a good style instead of the vanilla short haired pure type, then yeah. But I like the glamorous types more.

Nah that's too long. Let me just share a little secret us professionals use, kid: if you wanna know how to write comedy, find a few stories that make YOU laugh and do what they did It's research and application

I already said that it aint necro to fuck a male cuz a corpse can't get an erection, but fucking a female vampire is definitely necrophilia if the pussy is cold

Nope. its disgusting you think i would write an incest story with "step" in the title, though. Blood or nothing.

dont tell me what to do. Take my smut https://www.scribblehub.com/series/41897/siblings-by-day-lovers-by-night-vol-/

If it can get an erection naturally, its alive.