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if Tolkien's old ass can do it, so can I.

shaggy and unkempt, every thread glistening with unknown oils and spittle. Like my pubic hair after having gotten freshly fellated by my sister's distant cousin Marianne who liked eating potato chips with chocolate syrup. A kind woman, our Mari. New really got good at fellatio from the jokes...

give them a bounty

thinking like that is why you have such shit products getting pushed out these days. If you silently tolerate crap, thats all you'll ever see

this why i gotta write my own shit, cuz MCs out there have all the seductive charm of a fucking box of dusty old hammers. Its hard to find a MC who actually knows how to talk a woman into their bed. Or hell, even know when they want them to. Could have a neon sign saying "Pull my hair and pound...

gonna write an autobiography titled: Mein Kampf mit Pornosucht

one CAN grow more, but all my MCs have all of these same flaws so i had to speak in plural regardless. actually, one of them is a girl so i guess she, at least, doesnt have a big dick on her. Though if her brother got his way, she'd have one in her.

drug addiction, sex addiction, alcohol addiction, persistent reckless personality, self-destructive tendencies, retardation, big dicks. Trust me, a big dick is a great weakness. I cant even wear shorts in public cuz my cock just peeks out to grin at people. Got made fun of alot as a kid for...

needs more tits and ass but it could be something worth doing

the first idea gives more meaning and allows more possibilities. the second option is still neat but doesnt offer the versatility of the first

i used to post threads where i typed out scenes involving Nuf's creator getting passionately fucked in the ass by the mods. Im more lowkey now tho. Was fun, those days. I recall getting banned whenever the mods got whimsical. I remember getting a notif one day saying "Maskedcerf annoyed me so...

Buddy trust me and use this. https://www.zmo.ai/ai-anime-generator/ The fine details like scars or tats you can write in the story but this AI tool is great for general use and is free for the most part

oh yeah i read that manga but quit first chapter too....not cuz the betrayal but cuz i aint into female protagonists unless im reading romance or erotica. they are right too, its a common villain origin story and coulda have been neat to have him come back to bite the MC in her ass. its what i...

"Isekai NTR" is basically this, read it for reference maybe

also now that im looking at your cover, it looks really nice. Not just some thirst trap, but really detailed and matches the title well. I wouldnt change it. Tell that reader to fuck off. Or if you're nicer than me, to kindly fuck off

lol this is a website heavily based around anime culture, these "serious" readers are already the minority. Why care about them? Sure, if you find a image you like better that IS more serious then you can change it, but dont let readers make you second guess yourself when it comes to chosen...

"Prostrate yourself, O Horny One. You are in the presence of your God." And probably immediately get my head smacked. Then i'll write about all his heroines getting cucked, because i'm a petty little bitch like that

third is the only correct way to write webnovels, and thats a fact. The second can also be acceptable depending on the reader, but the first is atrocious. Its okay in hardcover format, but its isnt good with webnovels because a webnovel chapter is just one long continuous screen. In hardcovers...

harem FTW

people only give a fuck about plagiarism if the people they accuse is making more--if any--money than them.