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maaaa! the veggies are being weird again!

there's gotta be a way to make it backfire. the downside is that you no longer have your arms. snakes like you don't have arms, so those have been revoked. we call this the "hissy fit" curse. ooga boogety. you've been cursed. this curse will lift when you release a chapter.

no. your quagma calling card has now been revoked. and you get a free curse. snake curse. you get a snake tongue and can say "s" like one. like thisssss. annnnd a free extra curse, you only want to eat small rodents now. raw. but you'd probably enjoy that, you sicko.

need any eyes in any room? merely call out our name, and we shall send a pair your way! come one, come all, call upon the quantum. we shall arise, a breaching whale in your mind.

Just celebrated our birthday. Ate way too much pizza and cobbler.

We got Gravity.

it's 3:30p or 15:30 here. day's just started over here. got so many typings to do before work.

Under the @Anon2024 Reality Filter, we'd probably appear as a trio of tiny triplets carrying around octopus plushies on our head or something.

no, go get your own! *chews wig more furiously, ignoring the awful taste and texture* we WILL finish this food so graciously given, even though it tastes so bad. it is only the polite thing to do.

*chewing on the wig* Blegh, that is some really gross cotton candy.

All this hair color talk has us looking at our own lack of it. But that's okay, we aren't a mammal.

It's the vernal equinox also good just barely afternoon, is everyone still existing in here? Not gonna say alive or dead because we know that's am impermanent state of matters

☆Ara-Ara~ ☆You're not attracted to an old squid like me, are you?~

hello, your daikonness. a question for you. does consuming you have any effects on those who dwell in the mortal plane now that you are a cosmic goddess? when We, the great Sovereign of Quantum, allow one of our Selves to be disincorporated, We remain in an inert state, neither dead nor alive...

*valley girl accent* hhiiiiiee~!

Woah! It's so good! Wonder who wrote that one, oh wait, we did! G is for good, but what is the z? Rizz? Would be very interested. We would require more information on Ssemouy (Heroine) and her place of origin. Agreed, much potential awaits. Your harem, or OUR polycule? Trick question, with...

Why is it, when we write horror, it always turns out so cute and fluffy? It always ends up so... unmenacing.

You rang?

we have a bias in that we have a gene thing that causes us to taste cilantro differently. for most people it tastes green and fresh. Your offerings please Us. Accepted.

Draw it yourself, or get lucky and have someone offer to draw one for you for free. A pencil and paper are free. It may not look pretty, but they're free.