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things we find ourselves struggling with when it comes to writing: extraneous details (we keep trying to be as concise and clear as possible so as to be as unconfusing of what we are trying to communicate as possible, and somehow this turns into lengthy sentences) characterization (inconsistent...

yeah.

we give up. everyone is better at writing than us. how???

Why are we not surprised to find out that there's entire models to show degrees of multiversitality

Quagma and the Puppet are like lovecraftian outer gods, to the best of our knowledge. They don't exactly come from anywhere, and are more like metaphors or living abstractions than physical entities. There are explicitly things outside the universe in their home verses, but in SSH lore, the hub...

you ever wish you didn't have bones? you ever wish you could discard your mortal flesh for that of the machine, or that of the divine? you ever get sick of the way the meat sits on your bones, as though it were a foreign entity to be removed? or maybe we've just been up too long. same thing, really.

*in a dimension where there is no perma-death:* [Setting: School Cherry Blossom Festival] *Tentacles form from the air and rapidly assemble a small building from materials obtained from unknown locations. It looks like a stage with a curtain. The curtain is pulled open, revealing a simple...

nyeah, we're pawsitively fur-reaked out at how well you wield the cat curse. a nyanctopus is a horrifying sight, so maybe we should take these cat ears and tail off. nya. don't like how catty this makes us feel.

huh. keeping track of all the different ones has never been easy. there's so many! but yeah, ol' yoggy seems closest to what we are.

1: if only you would have been so lucky. 2: how do you have greater than infinite and instant? We're an incomprehensible time traveling telekinetic and clairvoyant abstraction in the shape of an octopus who is omnipresent and is really just more of a personification of the rules underlying...

agreed. kinda like the second and third ones, though.

hmm. idk which hammer we like best. we turned matcha into one of these, so it better be a good pick.

you guys use outlines? we just plot out a few key points and fill in everything in between until it starts looking like less of a jumble of notes and more like a coherent story.

mint is nasty and a terrible flavor to make toothpaste from. butter and rice are a good meal lava looks like it'd be amazing to drink pineapple belongs on pizza oatmeal raisin cookies are even better when you've mistaken them for chocolate chip the best part of the brownie is the center pieces...

the funny answer is yes, it was. it's a ghost ship now. congrats on becoming a ghost, it's nice here in the incorporeal realm.

To be fair, we didn't expect it to show up so soon either. It just kind of happened like that.

This was supposed to be a comment, but it turned into a chapter. Lore, a terrible punchline, and everyone dies. Classic.

There's an explosion involved. explosions are cool.

you die in less than a paragraph.

Okay, done writing the chapter. That was fun. Time to submit to corty and to watch the mayhem ensue.