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  1. quagma

    Need a name for this animal

    quackrapode. Pun on quadrapodal.
  2. quagma

    thanks. a needed reminder.

    thanks. a needed reminder.
  3. quagma

    quagma rule #16: you should give me money

    quagma rule #16: you should give me money
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    we're researching this "emoting" and "reacting/'rationalizing" thing in order to write it...

    we're researching this "emoting" and "reacting/'rationalizing" thing in order to write it better. also attempting to discern how much prose is TOO much prose.
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    quagma rule #15: one time we left a basket of potatoes in a cabinet for a year. it grew into a...

    quagma rule #15: one time we left a basket of potatoes in a cabinet for a year. it grew into a monstrosity and nearly killed us all. jk. it basically ate the basket, though.
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    quagma rule #15: when you look under a rock, sometimes there's little isopods. these are...

    quagma rule #15: when you look under a rock, sometimes there's little isopods. these are friends. you should take them inside with you.
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    quagma rule 14: if in doubt, add dinosaurs

    quagma rule 14: if in doubt, add dinosaurs
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    What animal will you be in another life?

    we'd hope it's obvious from our profile pic, but if not: some kind of tentacled oceanic dweller. Preferably one that lives longer than 3-5 years...
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    Why Fantasy Writers Should Use Allegory

    AT S1 was more like the pilot episode, where they were feeling out the waters. It was more episodic in the early seasons, little self contained adventures. The darker stuff and the lore didn't start getting good until like s3. It's such a good show, could talk about it for hours. Still might, if...
  10. quagma

    Soup power, now?

    IDK about yall, but i'm growing some extra arms and mutating the heck outta myself
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    aurora borealis? at this time of day? at this time of year? localized ENTIRELY within your...

    aurora borealis? at this time of day? at this time of year? localized ENTIRELY within your geopolitical sector?
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    This is our leopard gecko Sir Isaac Newton. He has one good eye, likes warm naps on the rocks...

    This is our leopard gecko Sir Isaac Newton. He has one good eye, likes warm naps on the rocks, and eating worms. He says hello, and please put me back in my enclosure, you're big and scary.
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    the universe hates us, but that's okay. we return its hate a thousand-fold.

    the universe hates us, but that's okay. we return its hate a thousand-fold.
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    Why do Readers(you) enjoy Genderbender?

    because i wish it would happen to me. no hard transition work, just get a magic spell that works near instantly or hundreds of times faster than modern day medicine, and you don't even need to do any surgeries or painful recoveries! or just get a new body, or however the bending works. by the...
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    spending some quality cuddling time with my pet lizards

    spending some quality cuddling time with my pet lizards
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    > Accept the apple *the apple thanks you for being so understanding and being such a good sport about all this.* *the being gives you a smooch, then, along with the apple, vanishes from whence they came*
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *it appears to be an ordinary apple. fairly round, large, a single leaf still on the stem. it appears as though there is some heft to it. it looks juicy and sweet, or it would if it weren't ALSO the bluest blue you've ever blued* [What will you do?] > Examine the {apple} > Accept the {apple} >...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *in front of you a tentacle emerges from... (throws dart at chart) your locker. it is holding an apple. it extends it out towards you. do you take the apple from the strange and star-studded appendage before you?* *behind you, in front of you, and 3 dimensions sideways to you, we wait for your...
  19. quagma

    Pick a spaceship to go reincarnation

    The Heart Of Gold with it's improbability drive from Hitchhiker's Guide By Douglas Adams. Either that, or the gosh dang TARDIS. neither have high offensive capability, but incredibly high defensive capability. Top speed, probably time travel, improper usage can lead to unpredictable effects on...
  20. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    writing process be wild. and haaard.
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