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1. Gonna be honest, it sounds like a redundant idea. Not even Facebook or Instagram does it. It'll be a neat feature, but not one when your app literally has one guy ironing out spaghetti code that will collapse on itself if you change a digit on a hex code. 2. Now that's a good idea. Too bad...

I got a new job after I was laid off from my last two (both company/tuition centre collapsed). I'm now working as a promoter at a dead end stall in a dying mall. Doesn't pay as much, but now I'm literally in charge of squatting at a desk for 12 hours a day and dealing with 1-2 inquiries AT MOST...

i was invited to a discord roast battle where i told a black guy that "if you were the one that fell into harambe's enclosure, they would've shot the right ape." i wasn't invited back since.

Happy 123rd birthday, apparently.

>make a movie in 2009 >smash hit, #1 Box Office record >no one remembers it >go off the grid >come back 14 years later for a sequel >everyone clowns on it for being a fluke, will mostly likely be a financial bust >proceeds to rape the box office and goes on track to surpass the first movie

Boys, I'm thinking SEXABLE

I sometimes think maintaining a sexy female physique is harder than getting buff. For the latter, you just schedule/plan your meals and lift heavy. For the former, you not only have to do those, but the process is so fucking complicated compared to the linear progression of "get bigger". There's...

You thought correct, only retroactively were you given redemption.

I fucking hate pedophiles man. Back then, "your daughter is so cute, she'll definitely be attractive when she grows up" was an innocent compliment. Thanks to kid diddlers it's now a stranger danger alarm.