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  1. BenJepheneT

    many parents technically harbour so many child porn starring their children that we're probably...

    many parents technically harbour so many child porn starring their children that we're probably walking among millions of potentials felons if they ever decide to go feral
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    We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See...

    We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic...
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    Psy ops are real and they exist. How else are all these wannabe gravy seals dying from 9mm's all...

    Psy ops are real and they exist. How else are all these wannabe gravy seals dying from 9mm's all because they brought the "9mm are just fatter bb's" meme?
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    Congratulations, buddy. Now if you could just extend your goal to about 2k more messages...

    Congratulations, buddy. Now if you could just extend your goal to about 2k more messages...
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    Everyone says the premise of Avatar is stupid but I'll be honest, I'd sacrifice my patriotic...

    Everyone says the premise of Avatar is stupid but I'll be honest, I'd sacrifice my patriotic allegiance if it means copping 10 ft tall blue luminescent Mommy Na'Vi pussy.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    Forgor
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    what did i miss? is this a blacklist of sorts? why is my first instinct when looking at a list...

    what did i miss? is this a blacklist of sorts? why is my first instinct when looking at a list I'm a part of is to assume that it's anything but positive?
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    i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I...

    i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I picked up the bones, I got pricked by a particular sharp edge. That was the ultimate culmination of the creature's revenge against it's demise; a minor inconvenience I'll soon forget after I hit...
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    not saying the latter can't be had, but if so, you gotta make sure magic doesn't become the...

    not saying the latter can't be had, but if so, you gotta make sure magic doesn't become the forefront of your story. don't expect me to invest a whole lot in your tale when you treat your one-note magic system as a deus ex machina.
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    for me, i've always written grounded, "man vs world" type personal stories, so seeing magic as...

    for me, i've always written grounded, "man vs world" type personal stories, so seeing magic as incomprehensible coding makes it a great deal more interesting. magic being handwaved around as simple as The Force feels like a cop-out to me, like wanting a good steak without the grease.
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    I always imagined magic runes to be like code programming. The whole rune is intricate, but 60%...

    I always imagined magic runes to be like code programming. The whole rune is intricate, but 60% of the symbols are redundant and removing any one aspect wrecks the spell. An apprentice adds a few ink droplets for efficiency but now everyone's scrambling the archives because no one knows why the...
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    Sex Sex Sex

    Sex Sex Sex
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    If I had one chance in life and I got born as a cheese eating surrender monkey I'd jump into the...

    If I had one chance in life and I got born as a cheese eating surrender monkey I'd jump into the void too
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    my wifi accurately deducing the most comfortable places in my room to have the shittiest connection

    my wifi accurately deducing the most comfortable places in my room to have the shittiest connection
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    paul the bottom of your humor barrel is scraped so thin it's almost as shallow as a white girl...

    paul the bottom of your humor barrel is scraped so thin it's almost as shallow as a white girl in Starbucks Oregon
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    watching The Boys and reading The Boys are two very surrealistic experiences. one is a...

    watching The Boys and reading The Boys are two very surrealistic experiences. one is a modern-day superhero-themed corporate espionage thriller that DOESN'T suck and the other is an edgefest finely tuned to cater my tastes whose writing has highs as soaring as its lows descend. i never...
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    something more memory hole'd than the original Avatar from 2009? christ, what's next? a literal...

    something more memory hole'd than the original Avatar from 2009? christ, what's next? a literal black hole?
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    I'm not gonna ask if anyone else feels the same; i just wanna put this out since I've shared...

    I'm not gonna ask if anyone else feels the same; i just wanna put this out since I've shared this with a friend of mine and i legit, no joke, received a few contacts for a therapist from her. quite amusing, if u ask me.
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    i think about suicide multiple times a day, but without the depressing connotation. they're just...

    i think about suicide multiple times a day, but without the depressing connotation. they're just the simple ideas of "what if's" floating around my head, like just laying down on the tracks as the automated train arrives, or downing painkillers and cutting open an artery on my thigh and letting...
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