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  1. BenJepheneT

    I've been flipping butterfly knives for the better part of a month. Today might be my last day...

    I've been flipping butterfly knives for the better part of a month. Today might be my last day. My balisong is made of steel. The kitchen floor is tiled with marble. Do the maths.
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    I always knew you were one, George.

    I always knew you were one, George.
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    was it worth it shitting out 86% of your BMI to see the horrified look on your friend as he...

    was it worth it shitting out 86% of your BMI to see the horrified look on your friend as he realizes god's grace had perished when he crafted your demonic ass?
  4. BenJepheneT

    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian I've done my part by asking for receipts after every purchase I make...

    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian I've done my part by asking for receipts after every purchase I make, only to keep them for no reason and discarding them within a week
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    every once in a while I remember that westerners dry wipe their ass with tissue paper after...

    every once in a while I remember that westerners dry wipe their ass with tissue paper after taking a shit and I gloat in absolute pride as my cheeks drip wet from the luxury that is a bidet hose
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    I've just crossed 1000 hours played for GTA Online. Is it healthy? I don't know anymore, it's...

    I've just crossed 1000 hours played for GTA Online. Is it healthy? I don't know anymore, it's pretty much part of my lifestyle to at least deliver 3 crates to my warehouse once a day.
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    Dear game developers, Please double check before naming your weapons. [IMG] Sincerely, Amused...

    Dear game developers, Please double check before naming your weapons. Sincerely, Amused Player
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    man, i'll say this the nicest way possible, you GOTTA be able to relent some degree of quality...

    man, i'll say this the nicest way possible, you GOTTA be able to relent some degree of quality for efficiency or else you'd hit 40 and the longest work you've ever written will just be a dozen chapters MAX
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    random stuff

  11. BenJepheneT

    i found a new hobby of singing japanese pop songs in an early 2000s pop-punk lead singer accent...

    i found a new hobby of singing japanese pop songs in an early 2000s pop-punk lead singer accent. i would sing "kotowaru" as "koutouweirou" while heavily emphasising each syllable and at least spitting once per word. just imagine 30 seconds to mars singing yoasobi's Into the Night
  12. BenJepheneT

    All I need now is a specialised tailor to stitch my first shift's uniform in velcro so once I'm...

    All I need now is a specialised tailor to stitch my first shift's uniform in velcro so once I'm finished I can tear it off to reveal my second uniform within, like a wagie superman for downtrodden managers
  13. BenJepheneT

    the stars aligned and I've managed to book two shifts from two different jobs in the same mall...

    the stars aligned and I've managed to book two shifts from two different jobs in the same mall for two dates. I'll literally be serving my co workers food samples in the morning and selling gaming chairs to my OTHER co workers in the evening.
  14. BenJepheneT

    but this is the year of the 2020s, where directors aren't as focused anymore and the movie needs...

    but this is the year of the 2020s, where directors aren't as focused anymore and the movie needs to either have a giant star or be part of an existing, popular franchise to be successful. Avatar had none of them and outdid everything in just one month of 2022. Cameron must have some executives'...
  15. BenJepheneT

    AVATAR 2 DOES 1.5 FUCKING BILLION IN THE BOX OFFICE. THE ODDS WERE STACKED 100% AGAINST IT. HOW...

    AVATAR 2 DOES 1.5 FUCKING BILLION IN THE BOX OFFICE. THE ODDS WERE STACKED 100% AGAINST IT. HOW DOES JAMES CAMERON DO IT. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TWICE.
  16. BenJepheneT

    Racism in world building books and Earth books

    those who want to hide their bigotry behind fictional creations are pussies anyway; I wear my racism on my sleeve. I regularly drive by Chicago with a megaphone spamming the hard r (wearing a balaclava behind reinforced windows of my military Hummer, triple plated to deflect sustained 9mm fires)
  17. BenJepheneT

    Thompson, you're asking a lot of people to recall the Neolithic period. We're 80% zoomers here.

    Thompson, you're asking a lot of people to recall the Neolithic period. We're 80% zoomers here.
  18. BenJepheneT

    Words and phrases like "ambulance" "heart attack" "too late" "deceased" and when in court...

    Words and phrases like "ambulance" "heart attack" "too late" "deceased" and when in court, "hostility", "with contempt" and "life sentence without relief".
  19. BenJepheneT

    i dont know agentt you looking very much like a girl these days

    i dont know agentt you looking very much like a girl these days
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    i'm gonna end up like Peter Griffin when his I Can't Believe it's Not Butter was replaced with...

    i'm gonna end up like Peter Griffin when his I Can't Believe it's Not Butter was replaced with real butter
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