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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

    Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just learned that bpa mimics estrogen in the body.

    I just learned that bpa mimics estrogen in the body.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Silver and other food, fine sir.

    Silver and other food, fine sir.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    (o으o)

    (o으o)
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just told my younger brother that we would be out all day again tomorrow, and he whined. I...

    I just told my younger brother that we would be out all day again tomorrow, and he whined. I told him that unless he is capable of resurrecting the dead, then he is not allowed to complain.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Thelto'exiamn, ilxamnia'amnyth'esh! Telto'iimna thargamnshshmye! Torglethex Antima'alet...

    Thelto'exiamn, ilxamnia'amnyth'esh! Telto'iimna thargamnshshmye! Torglethex Antima'alet! Nuorthixam toltrigm'esh! Noi'il Azathoth
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Alternatively, you could smoke that shit.

    Alternatively, you could smoke that shit.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    They lied.

    They lied.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The cherry blossom tree has in full bloom right now, but I can't go out and take a picture...

    The cherry blossom tree has in full bloom right now, but I can't go out and take a picture because I'm absolutely terrified of bugs, and there are many bees and wasps out there. There is a wasp nest on the side of the house.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    To win, you actually have to spread concrete into the crack, to kill and get rid of the crack...

    To win, you actually have to spread concrete into the crack, to kill and get rid of the crack once and for all.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Do I still get to drink the milk if it's from a femboy?

    Do I still get to drink the milk if it's from a femboy?
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Can I have some milk?

    Can I have some milk?
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just ate 3 tacos and am finishing a massive burrito, and now my stomach hurts from too much food.

    I just ate 3 tacos and am finishing a massive burrito, and now my stomach hurts from too much food.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Why do my hallucinations run like they just saw Satan when I try to touch them?

    Why do my hallucinations run like they just saw Satan when I try to touch them?
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Like just five minutes ago, where I screamed "perish, foolish mortal! perish!" While I smashed a...

    Like just five minutes ago, where I screamed "perish, foolish mortal! perish!" While I smashed a bug, that had been staring at me, with a water cylinder.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I endorse all of my actions, except for the ones I'm not proud of.

    I endorse all of my actions, except for the ones I'm not proud of.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    He's from Hell, Michigan.

    He's from Hell, Michigan.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Why swallow water or drink juice when you could guzzle milk?

    Why swallow water or drink juice when you could guzzle milk?
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