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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in...

    The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I would end up like this after one.

    I would end up like this after one.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.

    My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Good morning.

    Good morning.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It only rained for seven minutes... Sadge...

    It only rained for seven minutes... Sadge...
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Yes.

    Yes.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's raining. I love rain.

    It's raining. I love rain.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    JayMark is the mother of my two children. There was lots of pegging.

    JayMark is the mother of my two children. There was lots of pegging.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four...

    I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four hours later, because I can't eat it all at once.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It sucks on the breast.

    It sucks on the breast.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    using soap water is the last stage before polishing a crystal is complete. There are four stages...

    using soap water is the last stage before polishing a crystal is complete. There are four stages of polishing beforehand that use increasingly fine grit tumbling medium.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I'mma miss y'all foolish mortals in 200 years when y'all are dead n' gone.

    I'mma miss y'all foolish mortals in 200 years when y'all are dead n' gone.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I grated a bar of soap with a cheese grater so that I could polish crystals with it.

    I grated a bar of soap with a cheese grater so that I could polish crystals with it.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I get anxiety when the lyrics for the music I listen to has a woman singing them.

    I get anxiety when the lyrics for the music I listen to has a woman singing them.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Happy April Fools day. Let's face it, I don't need April to tell you guys that you are fools.

    Happy April Fools day. Let's face it, I don't need April to tell you guys that you are fools.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You don't know Thule. He is doing just fine.

    You don't know Thule. He is doing just fine.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sleep well.

    Sleep well.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You can cook the veggies in a pot below the duck, so that the duck juices fall into the pot.

    You can cook the veggies in a pot below the duck, so that the duck juices fall into the pot.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My entire life is being dangled over my head like it's a prize to be won, in a game that you...

    My entire life is being dangled over my head like it's a prize to be won, in a game that you cannot win.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Your body will pretend that it likes you. Then, when you wake up, you will feel all of its pain.

    Your body will pretend that it likes you. Then, when you wake up, you will feel all of its pain.
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